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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by tindikalikali, Sep 18, 2012.

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  1. tindikalikali

    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

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    Makini na washamba-SUA.

    Matajiri na wenye akili + vilaza-MZUMBE.

    Wasio na akili then matoz na masistadu -IFM.

    Masharobaro na wazembe -CBE-Dar.

    Upeo mdogo na watoto wa mama-TUMAINI.

    Waliokosa vyuo kabisa -RUCO.

    Waliokosa nafasi UDSM na wanaipenda -UDOM.

    Wasiojali future zao- SAUT, USTAWI, MWL. NYERERE, MUCOBS, CBE DOM.

    Wenye uwezo ila walifeli F6-IAA,

    Wasiofahamu umuhimu wa elimu-MIPANGO, ZANZBAR, ST.JOHN.

    Wenye Nidhamu -MORO MUSLIM.

    Majigambo kibao hamna cha maana, kujipraud tu -SECUCO.

    Watu wenye sifa mchanganyiko na jamii inawakubali UDSM, MUHAS, ARDHI etc!

    Je we uko wapi/umepita wapi?
     
  2. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    we uko wapi?
     
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    arteta the don New Member

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    Hahaha ni noma
     
  4. ceekay

    ceekay JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo kwenye RED nadhani inabidi ufanye tena utafiti wako cos last time nilipokuwa Morogoro, SUA unayoijua ww sio hii ya sasa - Hapo ume-judge kwa mazoea (Though MOSt of things you said are somehow true). Tafakari!
     
  5. Parata

    Parata JF-Expert Member

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    uliowapiga vijembe ulikosaga huko wewe
     
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    adakiss23 JF-Expert Member

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    Sijui nikutukane.. Ila haitasaidia matusi kama nyimbo siku hizi.

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  7. mtamanyali

    mtamanyali JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha ha inafurahisha sana pale ukweli unapozungumzwa kwa namna ya utani
     
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    adakiss23 JF-Expert Member

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    Wanaouza K* na kuvuta bangi pale mabibo hostel ndo jamii yako inawakubali?? Jipange kijana

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    ceekay JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe ndio wasema hivyo!
     
  10. Dr.kapama

    Dr.kapama Senior Member

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    Dah jamaaaaaniiii naipenda jf
     
  11. Salathiel m.

    Salathiel m. JF-Expert Member

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    duuh we boya kweeeeli
     
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    Punguli Member

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    amegusa penyewe!
     
  13. tindikalikali

    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu mapovu ya nini? Au umesahau ni jukwaa la utani?

    We lazima utakuwa kwenye kundi la waliokosa vyuo kabisa
     
  14. tindikalikali

    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

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    vilaza utawajua tu, hujajiuliza kwanini nimeiweka hapa na siyo jukwaa la elimu?
     
  15. tindikalikali

    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

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    Upo UDOM nini mkuu?
     
  16. Smile

    Smile JF-Expert Member

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    hapo muccobs una uhakika au ndo umemaliza form six kijana? unajua course za pale wewe? hebu jaribu kwanza tuone hata hiyo nafasi kama utapata...uliza maofisi ya hapa mjini uambiwe...
     
  17. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh teh teh teh teh teh teh! Utani mwingine unafanana na ukweli, ila all in all wote kwa pamoja tunakuja kupambana kwenye soko la ajira bila kuangalia huyu katoka chuo gani bali uwezo na ufanisi wa mtu
     
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    pretty n JF-Expert Member

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    Ishu cyo chuo ulichosoma je una kazi na master's zako hzo?
     
  19. tindikalikali

    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

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    sawa kijana naona akili yako inawaza kuajiriwa tu..
    Mawazo ya kimasikini hayo.
     
  20. tindikalikali

    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

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    aaaaaah aaaah mkuu kwani waliofeli form six huwa wanaenda wapi vile?
     
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