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Sifa za kijinga

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by SI unit, Mar 23, 2012.

  1. S

    SI unit JF-Expert Member

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    1. Kujisifia kuwa ushatembea na kila dizain ya dem na umebakisha wahindi wekundu
    2. Kujisifia kuwa una uwezo wa kunywa kreti zima la bia
    3. Kujisifia kuwa kwamba mpenzi wako amekufia ile mbayo na hawezi kukuacha hata ukimfanyia kosa gani
    4. Kujisifia kupata kazi kwa rushwa
    5. Kujisifia wewe una "degrees" lakini huna manufaa kwa jamii.
    6. Kujisifia wewe ni mwanamuziki kumbe unaimba **** mtupu mwanzo mwisho
    7. Kujisifia una pesa, then hujajenga hata kibanda cha matope, huijali familia yako, inateseka n.k
    8. Kujisifia una akili then unafeli mitihani
    9. Kujisifia mpenzi wako ni mzuri then unamsaliti
    10. Kutongoza kwa kujisifia sifa za kijinga
    11. Kujisifia hujawahi kuhonga kumbe wewe ndo namba 1
    12. Kujisifia unafanya kazi *** kumbe mishen town
    13. Kujisifia ulishawahi kumpiga mwalim wako (primary/secondary)-->yai viza
    14. Kujisifia wewe ni bikra kumbe tigo ndo inaliwa kwa niaba...
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  2. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    kujisifia umetembelea nchi mbalimbali kumbe hata passport huna
     
  3. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    passport size?
     
  4. klorokwini

    klorokwini JF-Expert Member

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    Kujisifia unafanya diet kumbe umeugua malaria
     
  5. King Kong III

    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    Kujisifia kwamba we mkaree kumbe boyaaaaa!
     
  6. Graph Theory

    Graph Theory JF-Expert Member

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    Kujisifia we ni mtu wa Mungu kumbe ni mtu wa Shetani.
     
  7. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Sifa ni kwa MUNGU tu, mwanadamu akijisifia ujue kiburi ki nyuma yake
     
  8. S

    SI unit JF-Expert Member

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    Unajisifia wewe ni mlokole, then unagonga bia/madem kwa kujificha..
     
  9. S

    SI unit JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe hujawahi kujisifia au kusifiwa?
     
  10. S

    SI unit JF-Expert Member

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    This is so funny!
     
  11. ndetichia

    ndetichia JF-Expert Member

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    kujisifia........power off
     
  12. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    dah.....nguo zimekauka.....?
     
  13. S

    SI unit JF-Expert Member

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    Unajisifia wewe ni CCM damdam then unashinda njaa
     
  14. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Kujisifia hupendi ngono kumbe hujawahi kutongozwa
     
  15. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Kwani we misifa ya mtu inakuuma nini?
    Mwache ajisifie tu ndo raha yake
     
  16. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    ...kujidai unapiga GOLI nyingi kumbe KICHWA goli tuu!..
     
  17. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaaaa dogo bhana
     
  18. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    shikamoo braza!
     
  19. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    mmmh, hapa nipite tu.
     
  20. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    unatafuta sifa sasa eeh
     
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