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Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Jewel, Nov 9, 2011.

  1. Jewel

    Jewel Senior Member

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    I needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
    allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then
    he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the
    ceiling and made funny noises.

    My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I
    told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would
    think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

    A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked
    "What are you dong?"

    I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly
    stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".

    I jumped down and walked out of the office then my
    co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "and, where do
    you think you're going?"

    (You're gonna love this.....)

    She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

    Failure to Plan is actually Planning to Fail !
  2. Mamndenyi

    Mamndenyi JF-Expert Member

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    kwa heri na kiingilish chako.
  3. U

    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Sawa bana.
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    feis buku JF-Expert Member

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