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Shosti mwanaume mtamu yuleeeee! Najilaumu kwa nini nilimdengulia muda mrefu!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by ndyoko, Apr 19, 2012.

  1. ndyoko

    ndyoko JF-Expert Member

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    Ilikuwa ni usiku wa siku ya 'arobaini' ya msiba wa mtu alofariki kitambo.
    Nikiwa ndani nimelala kunako mida ya saa nne usiku, kwa nje kulikuwa
    kuna wadada kama wanne au zaidi-baada ya kuimba kwa muda-walikuwa wakiendelea kupiga
    stori zao za girly.

    Kama kawaida mmoja akamchomekea mwenzake kwa kusema: "Yaani, akamtaja jina, pamoja kujidai kote eti
    humpendi John, mwishowe kakunasa.......na siku hizi unavyomganda utadhani
    sio John yule uliyekuwa ukidai eti hana hadhi ya kuwa nae.

    Mhusika alipoambiwa hivyo kwanza akacheka, halafu akajibu "Shosti mwanaume
    mtamu yuleeeee!Yaani najilaumu kwanini nilimdengulia sana!
    ". Mdada wa tatu akadakia:
    'Mwenzangu usituringishie tusije tukakupindua bure, wengine huo utamu tunausikia kwa bomba".
    Wakaendelea kutuchambua wanaume kwenye mambo mengi, ila mie nilivutiwa tu na hiyo 'remarks' za
    huyo aliyenogewa na utamu wa mpenzi wake.

    Jioni njema wajemeni!
     
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    shosti JF-Expert Member

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    domo kubwa yatampata makubwa,mwanaume mtamu unamtangaza ananuka nanihii ili wakuachie mwenyewe!
     
  3. MadameX

    MadameX JF-Expert Member

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    Duuh...siku gani utakuja na story za gheto kuhusu wanawake, naona masikio yako yananasa za kike tu.:A S tongue:
     
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    kabye JF-Expert Member

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    Nitarudi.....................later
     
  5. OTIS

    OTIS JF-Expert Member

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    Shigongo ananunua story.
    Itaitwa misiba yahatarisha ndoa
    OTIS
     
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    kabye JF-Expert Member

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    ulijuwaje?
     
  7. stroke

    stroke JF-Expert Member

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    sikuzote natamani sana kuingia mioyoni mwa wanawake maana kuwagundua ni vigumu sana..
     
  8. Kaunga

    Kaunga JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha! Umepinda wewe, wakikustukia si bado watamnyakua tu? Labda useme bahili! LOL
     
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    Kaunga JF-Expert Member

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    Believe me nasi tunatamani sana kuingia kwenye mioyo yenu!
     
  10. Smile

    Smile JF-Expert Member

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    tunatamani kuwapekua hadi maini
     
  11. MadameX

    MadameX JF-Expert Member

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    Yaelekea hujamsoma Ndyoko
     
  12. ndyoko

    ndyoko JF-Expert Member

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    Ushaniharibia siku tayari! Mhhhhh za gheto zinatisha wala usitake kuzisikia maaana ntaambiwa mdhalilishaji
     
  13. St. Paka Mweusi

    St. Paka Mweusi JF-Expert Member

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    Mtatuua sasa, hadi maini!!!???Ina maana mifuko yetu mnayotupekua haiwatoshi??
     
  14. ndyoko

    ndyoko JF-Expert Member

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    Waongoza kwa vituko wewe mtoto!
     
  15. Kaunga

    Kaunga JF-Expert Member

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    I know; lkn come to think of it! Imagine unajua kila anachowaza huoni kwamba it can be very boring?
     
  16. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli wadada wanatutumia kwa starehe zao
     
  17. iron2012

    iron2012 JF-Expert Member

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    mie napita tu umbeya huo haunihusu
     
  18. Mohammed Shossi

    Mohammed Shossi Verified User

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    bias as always! keep it up!
     
  19. Smile

    Smile JF-Expert Member

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    mifuko haina maana kwani kila kitu mnaweka mifukoni?
     
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    Smile JF-Expert Member

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    but ni bora kuujua ukweli hata kama unaumiza kuliko kukaa gizani ,na kufurahi kumbe unachofurahia sio
     
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