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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by komedi, Mar 8, 2011.

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    komedi JF-Expert Member

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    Big brother: '' that planet over there is Mars''
    Little brother: '' then that other one must be Pa's''

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    Tuendelee na zingine hapo chini, karibu..
     
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    Next to it must be bi"s n ba's
     
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    One day teeth and tongue were in conversation

    Teeth: If I just press U a little, you will get Cut.

    Tongue: If I misuse one word against someone, all you 32 will come out of the mouth.
     
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    A chaga: ''Iam so miser that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money''

    A pare: ''that's nothing, I saved full money, I sent my wife for honeymoon with my Haya friend.''
     
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    Marriage and Rings Lifecycle:

    Marriage is a three ring circus; an engagement ring, a wedding ring and a suffering.
     
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    Q: What do u call a fish with no eye?
    A: FSH
     
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    Q: what do you call a handcuffed man?

    A: Trustworthy
     
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    Know what marriage is. It's an institution where a man looses his 'bachelor' degree and a woman gains her 'master'
     
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    Crime does not pay, does it mean my job is crime?
     
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    If you need to borrow money, borrow from pessimists, they don't expect it back.
     
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    aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!! mchana unapita hivyo!!
     
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    Umeshikwa njaa nini?
     
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    A GIRL ASKS A GUY..."WHY IS IT THAT IF A GIRL HAS SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE GUY SHE'S A SLUT BUT IF A GUY HAS IT WITH MORE THAN ONE GIRL HE'S A LENGAND? THE GUY REPLIES...."IF A LOCK CAN BE OPENED BY MORE THAN ONE KEY IT'S A USELESS LOCK....BUT IF A KEY CAN OPEN MANY LOCKS ITS A "MASTER KEY":wink2:
     
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    Who is stronger, Man or Woman?

    Ans: A woman coz she lifts two mountains on her chest while a man lifts two stones with the help of a crane :wink2:
     
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    When I was a kid,
    Pussy meant CAT....
    Sex meant GENDER ....
    Bj was a NICKNAME ...
    Bang was a SOUND ....
    Rubber was just like PLASTIC ..
    Ass was an ANIMAL ...
    Bitch was a FEMALE DOG ...
    Cock was a male HEN ....
    Dick was a NAME ...
    Screw was just a NUT ...
    Tit was a SNACK ...
    Head meant a part of the BODY ....
    But now .....Everything is just so Complicated... Loool
     
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    Haki ya nani MS unatisha!!! ngoja nikande mbavu kwanza nitarudi baadaye
     
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    Do you know why bra makers measure cup size by "A B C D E F "?
    A - almost gone
    B - barelly noticeable
    C - comfortable
    D - damn good
    E - exremely big
    F - Fake
     
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    Ann and her husband, Jim just bought a computer. They were trying to think of a password, something they could remember. Ann thought of their anniversary but Jim said 'no, I can't remember that'.
     
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    Little Billy was helping his dad build a house and his dad ran out of nails, so he told Billy to walk across the street to the hardware store and get some but forgot to tell him what size to get, so he asked the owner for some nails and he said what size. Little Billy said he did not know what he meant, so the owner said about how long does he want them, Little Billy thought for a minute and said HE WANTS THEM FOR A LONG TIME HE IS BUILDING A HOUSE.
     
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    - Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
     
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