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Shopping for a husband

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by GIUSEPE, Mar 22, 2011.

  1. GIUSEPE

    GIUSEPE Senior Member

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    A store that sells husbands has just been opened,where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men.The store is composed of 6 floors,and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

    There is, however, a catch.As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor,but if you go up a floor,you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
    So a woman goes to the shopping centre to find a husband.
    On the first floor the sign reads:
    Floor1- These men have jobs.
    The woman reads the sign and says to herself,"well,that's better than my last boyfriend,but Iwonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
    The second floor sign reads:
    Floor2-These men have jobs and love kids.
    The woman remarks to herself,"That's great,but Iwonder what's further up? And up she goes.
    The third floor sign reads:
    Floor3- These men have jobs,love kids and are extremely good looking.
    "Hmmm,better" She says "But what's upstairs?"
    The fourth floor sign reads:
    Floor 4-These men have jobs,love kids,are extremely good looking and help with house work.
    "Wow" she exclaims "very tempting.But there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
    The fifth floor sign reads:
    Floor 5-These men have jobs,love kids,are extremely good looking,help with housework and have a strong romantic streak.
    "Oh,mercy me! But just think...what must be further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
    The sixth floor sign reads:.
    Floor6-You are visitor no.6,875,000,012 to this floor.There are no men in this floor.This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
     
  2. z

    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    you correct my friend women are impossible to please
     
  3. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    saves them right!
     
  4. B'REAL

    B'REAL JF-Expert Member

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    most of the women they don't knw wat they want???
     
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