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Shindano la tembo

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by amiride, Dec 1, 2011.

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    amiride JF-Expert Member

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    Kulitangazwa shindano la tembo.kwanza umfanye tembo aliyefundishwa avibrate wakaja mabaunsa na nguvu zao tingisha tembo tembo kauchuna kila alejaribu alishindwa. kikatokea kijamaa kimoja kimekonda watu wakaanza kumzomea kama mabaunsa wameshindwa itakuwa wewe,jamaa akawaambia ngojeni na mimi nijaribu,jamaa akapewa nafasi basi alimpapasa yule tembo mgongoni kufika matakoni akamtia dole wacha tembo avibrate kwa hasira jamaa akawa ameshinda,
    Shindano likaahirishwa mpaka kesho yake.siku ya pili ikawa kumfanya tembo atingishe kichwa wakaja baunsa kita misumari ya masikio tembo wapi akatokea kile kijamaa cha jana tembo kumuona akasema leo hashindi hata kwa dawa.kijamaa kikamsogelea tembo mpaka sikioni kikamnong'oneza "nikutie dole kama jana" tembo akatingisha kichwa mmmh jamaa akashinda tena:A S 465:
     
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    Jf full vituko! Ha ha ha haaa...!!!!!
     
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    hiyo kali mdau
     
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    hahahahahah
     
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    Teh teh teh.
     
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    tehe tehe tehe:poa
     
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    dah unajua niliona watu wanacheka nami nikaunga mkumbo...sasa nimesoma ndo nimeona kwann watu wanacheka....ha ha ha ha ha haha haha:A S 465:
     
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    Haaaa haa haaa!
     
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    ahahahaha hehehehe ihoihihihi :poa Nalog off
     
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    Bibie unapenda kucheka..hata kwa bibi nomaa ulichekaaa..

    haya hujambo mpenzi wangu?? Mi ndo Salvador wa ukweli..nichum bathi

     
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    Kwi kwi kwi kwi kwi.nukta
     
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    ndo unajifunza au..nukta
     
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    maliyamungu JF-Expert Member

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    Nimecheka mbele ya baba mkwe mamae weweeee!
     
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    hii kali.
     
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    Umetisha !
     
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    iko poa hii
     
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