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Shilingi 50!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mdau Mkuu, Nov 17, 2010.

  1. Mdau Mkuu

    Mdau Mkuu JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna mtoto mmoja wa kike huko kijijini alipanda mti wa mpera pasipo kuvaa chupi,mara mzee mmoja akapita eneo hilo alipomuona huyo msichana akamwambia ashuke kisha akampa elfu 10,aende akanunue chupi!
    Yule mtoto akaenda akamuadithia mama yake kuhusu yaliyomkuta huko alikotoka,mara mama tamaa ikampanda,kuona elfu 10 ya bure!
    Siku iliyofuata mama mtu akaenda yeye akapanda kwenye ule ule mpera pasipo kuvaa chupi,mara yule yule mzee akapita,kumuona yule mama akamuambia ashuke chini kisha akampa shilingi 50 akanyoe mavuzi yake!
     
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    seniorita JF-Expert Member

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    lol
     
  3. Omukuru

    Omukuru JF-Expert Member

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    Shilingi 50 ilikuwa ya kununulia wembe.
    Yule mtoto chupi alinunua lakini alikuwa hajazoea kuivaa. Na kwa kuwa alipenda sana kupanda ule mpera siku nyingine mzee mwingine alimwona akiparamia ule mpera akamwambia "we mtoto wa kike usipandepande miti ovyo wavulana watakuchungulia chupi." Akajibu bila wasiwasi, "hawawezi kunichungulia chupi kwa sababu sijaivaa"
     
  4. Mdau Mkuu

    Mdau Mkuu JF-Expert Member

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    Tehe tehe tehe
     
  5. Joss

    Joss JF-Expert Member

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    huyo mzee anamatatizo kwani lazima apite usawa wao halafu aangalie juu??
     
  6. DaMie

    DaMie JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh
     
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    ifolako Member

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    Baada ya kujibiwa hajavaa chupi yule mzee akamwambia fumba macho nihakikishe,nitagusa kwa mkono mdogo tuu wala usistuke.Kumbe yule jamaa akatoa 'mkono wa mtoto mdogo' na kumgusisha yule binti,binti akaanza kulia.
     
  8. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Duuuh! Hili libabu sugardady linastahiki kuswekwa lupango kwa udalilishaji wa watoto wadogo.
     
  9. BABA JUICE

    BABA JUICE JF-Expert Member

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    creative fun
     
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