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Shehe na pensi mpya

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by dmatemu, Mar 2, 2012.

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    dmatemu JF-Expert Member

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    Shehe mmoja aliletewa zawadi ya pensi kutoka Oman. Alipendelea sana kuivaa na kanzu wakati wa swala. Ilitokea siku moja Shehe alichelewa swala ya ijumaa na ilimbidi avae kanzu haraka haraka na akasahau kuva pensi. Wakati anatoa udhu miguuni alipandisha kanzu juu na makalio yote nje bila kujua, waumini wakamuuliza kwa mshangao baada ya kumuona shehe makamilio wazi. He! Vipi shehe mbona hivyo?
    Shehe akajibu " he he hee MAMBO YA OMAN hayo"
     
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    Shiwawa Member

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    safi sana
     
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    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    Xafi xana nxuri
     
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    jchofachogenda JF-Expert Member

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    Ugomvi huo, haya mimi simo.
     
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    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    nanusa harufu ya udini hapa.
    Kwanini isiwe padre kaletewa pensi toka Vatican, au kasisi wa Lutheran kaletewa pensi toka Jeremani, potelea mbali, au shemasi wa Anglican kaletewa toka Uingereza.
    Udini huu...
     
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    danmarc JF-Expert Member

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    dah mi thina neno ila nimecheka. teh teh teh kwi kwi !!?
     
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    KIDOSHO Member

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    hahaha ingekuwa padre isingechekesha jamaa kafanisha kuinama masaburi nje na Oman sasa vatican wanamind masaburi... si ni oman.....
     
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    na wewe unafanya nini?
     
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    umenivunja mbavu.
     
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    SIM JF-Expert Member

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    Inaonekana ulishaenda oman wakakupakata masaburi yako kwa maelezo yako inaonesha u mzoefu
     
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    Ziltan JF-Expert Member

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    Bokoharamu wasumbufu sana wao kila kitu uchokozi tu!
     
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    Hahaha.. Hiv 2nao Humu Eeh!
     
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    GHANI JF-Expert Member

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    Shekhe, ustadhi, maalim, muftiiiiii kwishnieeee.
     
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    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Huku hatuna udini
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaaaaaaaaa, jamaa anamind mpaka kwenye utani
     
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    Daffi JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha!hi kali sana!hahahaha!nimecheka mpaka watu wananishangaa bar.hahahahaha.
     
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    Geraldo DaVinci JF-Expert Member

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    he he he he dah hii kali
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Safi kwa lipi hapo?
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu kwa wote hao isingetakiwa ilopo ni kukataza udini hata humu jf kwa ujumla
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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