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Sharobaro kapitiwa na usingizi kwenye movie theatre

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Saint Ivuga, Sep 20, 2012.

  1. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    Sharo flani alienda kuangalia sinema na dem
    wake,sinema ilipokuwa inaendelea jamaa akashikwa
    na usingizi akalala. Baada ya muda akashtuka kutoka usingizini
    akasema,"Aah! Mb**o yangu!!"
    {watu wakageuka kumwangalia} Akaanza kupiga kelele,"Jamani mb** yangu! Mtu
    amekata mb** yangu." Dem wake akamuambia,"Acha ufa*a tulia,umeingiza
    mkono wako ndani ya chupi yangu!
     
  2. Piere. Fm

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    Hahahahaa! Kwaheri.
     
  3. Marry Hunbig

    Marry Hunbig JF-Expert Member

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    Haichekeshi hata kidogo!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Network Failed !

    Near by Ileje Mbeya
     
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    Napita tu....
    Sent by Mchina wa G-TIDE.
     
  6. Kibwebwe

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    kazi ipo
     
  7. TANMO

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    Duh. Is this Jukwaa la wakubwa?
     
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    Teh teh teh
     
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    MTENDAHAKI JF-Expert Member

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    kaaaaaaaazi
     
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    Niliwahi sikia kuwa waafrika wengi wakiamka mikono.imeshika sehemu zao za siri na kwa hili ngoja nijifunze kuamini
     
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    dy/dx JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha safi sana hii...
     
  12. lutayega

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    inachekesha sana
     
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    Nyusikid Member

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    Dah;-)
     
  14. Saint Ivuga

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    Nenda hospital
     
  15. Mpui Lyazumbi

    Mpui Lyazumbi JF-Expert Member

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    Mods, fungueni subforum ya vichekesho aina hii kule jukwaa la wakubwa!
     
  16. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    Kwani kuna nn? Ina maana utatuona ss vilaza tulioweka nyota hapo kwenye maneno makali?
     
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    Haichekeshi
     
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    Hehehe
     
  19. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe utachekaje wakati una timu mbovu
     
  20. EMEDNEY

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    Ha ha ha ha h kaaaz kweli kweli!!
     
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