Dismiss Notice
You are browsing this site as a guest. It takes 2 minutes to CREATE AN ACCOUNT and less than 1 minute to LOGIN

Sharo na pombe

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Badu, Jun 13, 2012.

  1. Badu

    Badu JF-Expert Member

    #1
    Jun 13, 2012
    Joined: Jun 2, 2012
    Messages: 354
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 0
    Sharobalo katoka kwenye mnuso
    amelewa njwii, kaondoka huko na
    chupa nyingine za konyagi kaweka
    mifuko ya nyuma ya KATA K yake.
    Sababu ya ulevi alipofika karibu
    na kwake akateleza akaangukia makalio chupa zikavunjika na
    kumchana makalio. Akajikongoja
    mpaka ndani kwakwe, alipovua
    suruali akaamua kujitibu kwa
    kubandika plasta kwenye vidonda,
    basi kwa msaada wa kioo cha kabati lake akawa anajiaangalia
    palipo na kidonda na anabandika
    plasta. Hatimae akaona amefanya
    kazi nzuri akajitosa akalala.
    Asubuhi alipoamka, akashangaa
    kioo chote kimebandikwa plasta na makalio yanauma.
     
  2. Likwanda

    Likwanda JF-Expert Member

    #2
    Jun 13, 2012
    Joined: Jun 16, 2011
    Messages: 3,839
    Likes Received: 27
    Trophy Points: 145
    Ni magic au jokes? sijaona connection kati ya sharo na pombe.
     
  3. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

    #3
    Jun 13, 2012
    Joined: Jun 24, 2011
    Messages: 6,215
    Likes Received: 539
    Trophy Points: 280
    inamaana alikuwa anabandika plasta kwenye kioo badala kwenye majeraha!
     
  4. doup

    doup JF-Expert Member

    #4
    Jun 13, 2012
    Joined: Feb 26, 2009
    Messages: 773
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 0
    aaah sharo na nyagi?
     
  5. KML

    KML JF-Expert Member

    #5
    Jun 13, 2012
    Joined: Apr 2, 2012
    Messages: 862
    Likes Received: 1
    Trophy Points: 33
    uyo shalo kweli shalow
     
  6. Comi

    Comi JF-Expert Member

    #6
    Jun 13, 2012
    Joined: Oct 2, 2011
    Messages: 3,350
    Likes Received: 445
    Trophy Points: 180
    Sharobalo katoka kwenye mnuso
    amelewa njwii, kaondoka huko na
    chupa nyingine za konyagi kaweka
    mifuko ya nyuma ya KATA K yake.
    Sababu ya ulevi alipofika karibu
    na kwake akateleza akaangukia makalio chupa zikavunjika na
    kumchana makalio. Akajikongoja
    mpaka ndani kwakwe, alipovua
    suruali akaamua kujitibu kwa
    kubandika plasta kwenye vidonda,
    basi kwa msaada wa kioo cha kabati lake akawa anajiaangalia
    palipo na kidonda na anabandika
    plasta. Hatimae akaona amefanya
    kazi nzuri akajitosa akalala.
    Asubuhi alipoamka, akashangaa
    kioo chote kimebandikwa plasta na makalio yanauma.

    Hapo una ugomvi wa wazee wa yoyoyo
     
  7. J

    Jadi JF-Expert Member

    #7
    Jun 13, 2012
    Joined: Aug 2, 2011
    Messages: 1,144
    Likes Received: 72
    Trophy Points: 145
    Hii kali
     
  8. tindikalikali

    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

    #8
    Jun 13, 2012
    Joined: Jan 14, 2011
    Messages: 4,887
    Likes Received: 63
    Trophy Points: 135
    ndiyo maana darasani kuna wa kwanza na wa mwisho
     
  9. Asterisk

    Asterisk JF-Expert Member

    #9
    Jun 13, 2012
    Joined: Jun 1, 2012
    Messages: 215
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 0
    hhhaaa hhhaaa
     
Loading...