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Sex Tricky!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by M-pesa, Sep 19, 2011.

  1. M-pesa

    M-pesa JF-Expert Member

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    Rajput wanted to have $ex with a girl in his office,
    but she belonged to someone else...
    One day, Rajput got so frustrated that he went up to
    her and said, "I'll give you a R100 if you let me
    shag you. But the girl said NO.
    Rajput said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
    the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
    time you pick it up. "
    She thought for a moment and said that she would have
    to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
    boyfriend and told him the story.
    Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for R200, pick up the
    money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
    pants down."
    So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
    goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
    girlfriend to call.
    Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
    asks what happened.
    She responded, "The b*a*s*t*a*r*d used coins!"X_X =))
     
  2. OTIS

    OTIS JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha.....
     
  3. Amyner

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    Hahaha i can imagn how long it took!
     
  4. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Ndege mjanja hunasa kwenye tundu bovu. Kanasa kirahisi na vitamaa vyake
     
  5. NG'ADA

    NG'ADA Senior Member

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    kama vile namuona alivokua akihama nae kila anapojaribu kuokota coin moja kwenda ingine...ha ha ha!!
     
  6. C

    Connie New Member

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    hahahaha, this is nice. mshikaj mjanja kupitiliza
     
  7. U

    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh.......
     
  8. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! Huyo ndo mhindi
     
  9. SaidAlly

    SaidAlly JF-Expert Member

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    Yah! Thats kul....No free lanch!
     
  10. Mlendamboga

    Mlendamboga JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeipenda hiyo!!!!! manake tena fikiria kama zilikuwa ukubwa wa thumuni, huwa zinateleza kwenye sakafu kishenzi hivyo walikuwa wanafukuzana kwenye sakafu huku kitu kikiwa mwake mwake babake!!!!!
     
  11. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    huh.................kali kuliko
     
  12. f

    fazalazakata Member

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    hahahahaha salute kwa mwandish
     
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