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Sex therapist

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Masanilo, Oct 23, 2008.

  1. Masanilo

    Masanilo JF-Expert Member

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    A couple went to a sex therapist's office at ABC Hospital.
    The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

    The man said, "Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?"

    The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
    When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse, " and charged them MK800 for consultation.
    This happened several for weeks.
    The couple would make an Appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and Then leave.
    Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to findout?"
    The man said, "We're not trying to find out anything.
    She's married And we can't go to her house - I'm married and we can't go to my house.
    The Hotels charges MK12,500, Logdes charges Mk5,000, Decent rest houses charges Mk1,500.
    BUT
    We do it here for Mk800,
    AND


    I PAY THAT THROUGH MASM



    AND DOC, YOU ARE A FREE WATCHMAN WITH HIGH SECURITY IN THE WORLD, SO DOC CAN I BOOK ANOTHER APPOINTMENT FOR MONDAY AT 14HRS?
     
  2. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    Maan those guys really nuts
     
  3. Calnde

    Calnde JF-Expert Member

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    They are more than crazy.....yet brave!
     
  4. Bazazi

    Bazazi JF-Expert Member

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    Naukubali ubunifu wao ni wa hali ya juu kupita maelezo.
     
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    Boney E.M. JF-Expert Member

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    Ni kweli wako brave maana kile kitendo ni cha siri kwa mwingine jogoo havuki mtungi....
     
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    Boma Senior Member

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    its part of creativity
     
  7. SIMBA DUME

    SIMBA DUME Member

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    Huyo DR mzima au shoga
     
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