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Sex Therapist

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Aug 31, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    An older couple, both 67, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

    The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. The doctor examined them and then directed them to disrobe and go at it.

    When the couple finished, the doctor reexamined them and, upon completion, advised the couple, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He then charged them $32.

    This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no apparent problems other than the lack of vigor which is to be expected in 67 year olds, get dressed, pay the doctor, and then leave.

    Finally after almost two months of this routine, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

    The old man said, "Oh, we're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married, so we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $60. The Hilton charges $78. We do it here for $32 and I get $28 back from Medicare
     
  2. Cha Moto

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    Foolish old guys ............
     
  3. Sungurampole

    Sungurampole JF-Expert Member

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    very clever vizee
     
  4. muwaha

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    Copy and paste, to be applied in bongo hasa siku za sikukuu!
     
  5. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    in whatever way, we need to have funny and laugh, does it give pain to you eeeh......?
     
  6. Amyner

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    hahahahahahahahahahah so weird!!!
     
  7. gasper kolila

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    vizee vingine matatizo sana
     
  8. LordJustice1

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    Hivi vizee "enzi za Mwalimu" vilikuwa moto wa kuotea mbali!
     
  9. Nzowa Godat

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    And also rubbish idea!
     
  10. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Shame! Shame! Shame!
     
  11. zamboni

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    vizee vya mjini hvyo
    full of tricks.....
     
  12. ndetichia

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    no comment..
     
  13. Mitchell

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    stupid old ............
     
  14. Clarity

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    NO COMMENT is also a comment
     
  15. Clarity

    Clarity JF-Expert Member

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    Copy and paste aliyoizungumzia muwaha ni kitendo chenyewe kwamba hapa bongo watu watacopy na kupest kwenda kwa madaktari na kufanya hivyo
    na siyo joke yenyewe
     
  16. mwanamapinduko

    mwanamapinduko Senior Member

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    Hii kali yaani wanaenda kukemea uzee mbele dokta!
     
  17. f

    fad fundi Member

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    old is gold
     
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