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Sex in the dark

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bujibuji, Jun 11, 2011.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Sex in the Dark
    There was this couple that had been
    married for 20 years.
    Every time they made love the husband
    always insisted on shutting off the light.
    Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was
    ridiculous.
    She figures she would break him of this
    crazy habit. So one night, while they were in
    the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic
    session, she turned on the lights. She looked
    down and saw her husband was holding a
    battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator!
    Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
    She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent
    bastard,'
    She screamed at him, 'How could you be
    lying to me all of these years? You better
    explain
    yourself!'
    The husband looks her straight in the eyes
    and says calmly:
    ' I 'll explain the toy . . You explain the kids.'
     
  2. serio

    serio JF-Expert Member

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    ohahahaaa,.!!
     
  3. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    mbombo ngafu kwa mwanamke
     
  4. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo patamu hao watoto wamewapataje?
     
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