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Self Appraisal ( A must read once)

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Azikiwe, Dec 14, 2009.

  1. Azikiwe

    Azikiwe Senior Member

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    A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits (phone numbers).

    The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:

    Boy: "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?

    Woman: (at the other end of the phone line): "I already have someone to cut my lawn."
    Boy:
    "Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now."
    Woman:
    I'm very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.
    Boy:
    (with more perseverance) : "Lady, I'll even sweep your house and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of Palm beach , Florida."
    Woman:
    No, thank you.
    With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.
    Store Owner: "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."
    Boy:
    "No thanks,
    Store Owner:
    But you were really pleading for one.
    Boy:
    No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!"

    This is what we call "Self Appraisal"
     
  2. Mentor

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    Damn...that is lovely...
    do u suggest we try it at our work places...!??
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Du! safi sana!
     
  4. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Yes try it!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. Azikiwe

    Azikiwe Senior Member

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    Offcourse
     
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    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    Ushauri wenu sawa na nguvu za giza!!!!!
     
  7. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa hiyo ukampigie mwajiri wko uombe kazi unayofanya kwa bei poa halafu ujue atakujibuje! Ingekuwa Muhindi au Mwarabu nafikiri huyo mdada angekubali
     
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    ah ah ah safiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
     
  9. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Dont tell me these guys are after the cheapest labor without consideration of somebody's job security1
     
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    Kunta Kinte JF-Expert Member

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    Wee, jaribu uone!
     
  11. Guyana Halima

    Guyana Halima Member

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    Nisijekujaribu alafu nikagundua nilipo sitakiwi!! yani wanatamani niondoke even kwa kuongeza mshahara zaidi ya nnaopewa!! Kazi itakuwa chunguuu!!!!
     
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