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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Jul 24, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    A guy is working behind the bar at a downtown restaurant, when
    an absolutely drop-dead gorgeous chick walks up and beckons him
    with her finger.

    She seductively says to him, "Hey big boy, can I please speak to
    the manager?"

    He thinks that she is coming on to him as she starts running her
    fingers through his hair, so he says to her, "the manager is not
    around at the moment, can I help you in anyway possible?"

    She then gently places a couple of fingers in his mouth and lets
    him start gently licking them and says to him, "well then big
    boy, you can pass on a message for me to the manager. Can you
    let him know that there is no toilet paper in the ladies

    Yaani hapo jamaa kalambishwa uchafu mmmmh
  2. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Na yeye awekewa kidole mdomoni ana-accept tu,jiiibwa hilo!