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Screwing up a Business

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by GIUSEPE, Jul 14, 2012.

  1. GIUSEPE

    GIUSEPE Senior Member

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    Jul 14, 2012
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    A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.

    "Certainly, sir, that'll be 10 shillings."

    "TEN SHILLINGS!" exclaimed the guy, the barman replied "Yes."

    So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks "Could I have a nice juicy T-Bone steak, with chips, and a fried eggs?"

    "Certainly sir,"replies the bartender, but all that comes to real money."

    "How much money?" inquires the guy. " 20 shillings", he replies.

    "20 SHILLINGS!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the Guy who owns this place?"

    The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."

    The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"

    The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his business."
     
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