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Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz & Schwartz

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mpita Njia, Oct 3, 2011.

  1. Mpita Njia

    Mpita Njia JF-Expert Member

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    Morris needs a lawyer, so he grabs the yellow pages and picks out a law firm ---Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz & Schwartz.
    He calls up and says, "Is Mr. Schwartz in?"
    The man says, "No, he's out playing golf."
    Morris says, "All right, then let me speak to Mr. Schwartz."
    "He's not with the firm any more, he's retired."
    "Then let me talk to Mr. Schwartz."
    "He's away in Boston, won't be back for a month."
    "Okay, then let me talk to the other Mr. Schwartz."
    He says, "Speaking!"
     
  2. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    kama itakuwa ni mimi tu sijaelewa basi nitakuwa nunda......
     
  3. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaa, naona jamaa alingojea mpaka zamu yake ifike.. Nice one
     
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    kifuniboy Senior Member

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    kweli wewe NUNDA
     
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    hahaaa aaa.
     
  6. kuru

    kuru Member

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    hahahahahaaa! ngoja nkuelewehse Bushbaby! hapo kuna schwarts wanne, wa kwanza alikuwa anacheza golf, wa pili amestaff,wa tatu kasafir na wanne ndo huyo alikuwa anongea nae. Hapo upo sasa?
     
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