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sasa yupi mjanja !

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by EL MAGNIFICAL, Feb 14, 2011.

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    EL MAGNIFICAL JF-Expert Member

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    kuna wanafunzi wa chuo flani walikua na pepa cku ya jumatatu sasa jana yake jumapili walienda club !
    wakiwa club walilewa sana kiasi kwamba juma3 wakachelewa kwenye pepa kabisa !
    ikabidi wamfate mwalim wao na kumueleza kuwa jana jumapili walikua kwenye harusi hivyo wanamuomba awapangie cku nyingine ya pepa !
    mwalim akakubali na kuwambia pepa itakua juma4.
    ilipofika juma4 ticha alimuweka kila mwanafunzi ktk chumba chake na kuwapa mtiani very simple !
    maswali yalikua kama ifuatavyo :-
    1. bwana harusi anaitwa nani !
    2.harusi ilifanyikia ukumbi gani ?
    3. B.harusi alikuaje mrefu au mfupi ?
    4.bwana harusi ni mweupe mweusi ?
    5.ukumbin mlitoka saa ngapi !
    ebwanaeeee ! ilikua full kuchanganya habari !
    je ungekua mmoja wapo ungefanyaje !!!!!
     
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    Boney E.M. JF-Expert Member

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    Ningemwambia Teacher yaishe Bana
     
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    TheChoji JF-Expert Member

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    Imekula kwao..
     
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    MFILIPINO Senior Member

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    Hapo mkitofautiana imekula kwenu!
     
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    Makindi N JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi siku hz Club ndio watu wanafungia NDOA? Naombeni mnijuze jamani, ushamba na uzee wangu huu, mambo inawezekana yamebadilika sana.

    Hiko chuo ni hv vya kwetu vya St. Kanumba? Maana u can discuss the test na hukufanya, inamaana hata matokeo mnaweza discuss. Na hao lecturers hawana ratiba? Wanamuda mwingi sana....
     
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    EL MAGNIFICAL JF-Expert Member

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    bwana mkuu madent walikua wanadanganya tuu !
    Na ticha akashitukia ila sio kweli kwamba walikua kwenye harusi hapo vp !
     
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    Mkuu is it copy and paste this has been here before
     
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    Masika JF-Expert Member

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    sikuwahi kuiona asante mkuu
     
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    Napo Member

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    copy n paste,toa yako na mpya!
     
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    mshewa Member

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    :msela:
    Imekula kwao
     
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    Joseph JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo ni balaa maana majibu yataonesha uongo mtupu.
     
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    Kaka Sam JF-Expert Member

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    Mi mwenyewe sijawahi kuiona, thnx mkuu, mbavu zimetingishika jion hii
     
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    ama kweli huyu ni ticha wa ukweli
     
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    EL MAGNIFICAL JF-Expert Member

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    mfilipino haiwezekani hawa jamaa wakaenda sawa hata iweje !!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    EL MAGNIFICAL JF-Expert Member

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    bwana novatus watu wengine hawadanganyiki mzazi !!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    EL MAGNIFICAL JF-Expert Member

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    mwana wangesema ukweli balaaa !
    wamedanganya nomaaaa !
     
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    EL MAGNIFICAL JF-Expert Member

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    na ndo ticha alipotaka ili wajue hajawaonea !!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    EL MAGNIFICAL JF-Expert Member

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    sawa mwenyekiti !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    EL MAGNIFICAL JF-Expert Member

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    ndo ichukue mwana !!!!!
    wengne wanasema copy and paste !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    EL MAGNIFICAL JF-Expert Member

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    nashukulu mkuu sikuwahi iona !!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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