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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Logo, Feb 24, 2011.

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    Logo JF-Expert Member

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    EE Mkwere uliye madarakani, jina lako usanii mtupu, madaraka yako ni udikiteta, utupe leo mamilioni yetu ya EPA, uwasamehe wafungwa wote magerezani kama ulivyomsamehe Lowasa, usitutie katika ufisadi bali utuokoe utumwani kwa kuwa shutuma zote ni zako, Richimond, EPA na hata Dowans Amen.:usa2:
     
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    Strategizt Senior Member

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    du hii kali
     
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    Jifunze kiswahili kwani huwa hatusemi sara kwani ni jina la mtu huwa ni SALA.
     
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    seniorita JF-Expert Member

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    Remember language is contextual as well.....you need to understand language/linguistic uniqueness of different groups...not every language posses the same sound...some only have (f) sound and no (v) sound...some use (p) for (b)....(t) and (d) and for liquids l/r)...language groups can use either of them....and still we shall understand as long as you know a bit about "sounds" in languages....for us (Z) is rendered (s)...so "zamani" can be "samani za kale..." and some "shati" will be "sati"....so why such a big deal if one takes one of the liquids (l/r)? I am sure you got the point..no offense...it is KISWAHILI and KISWAHILI BEING A NATIONAL LANGUAGE OF TANZANIA is still and will always remain a SECOND LANGUAGE for many of our PEOPLE who have distinct sounds.............................................
     
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    seniorita JF-Expert Member

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    I mean "samani sa kale".......
     
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    kaazi kweli kweli
     
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    Logo JF-Expert Member

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    :clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2::ranger::ranger: Mweleweshe baba inaonekana alisoma enzi za mwali sema "a" aaaaaaaaaa! Hajajifunza sound tones! hahahahahahahaha
     
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    Logo JF-Expert Member

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    :wink2: Upo sawa kabisa mwenyekiti
     
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    Logo JF-Expert Member

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    Ahahahahaha wewe ni mtanzania kweli? kabila gani? :hand::hand::hand: napingana nawewe! Wacha kukalili maandishi hapa JF ni sound! ukiona maandishi yatafasiri kisauti vile ndo utapata raha hata ya kusoma vichekesho!:ranger::ranger::ranger:
     
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    Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
     
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    Logo JF-Expert Member

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    Safi sanaa!:wink2::usa2:
     
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    nyie ndo mnaosapoti mambo ya ajabu ajabu yani ninashangaa watu wanasema ndo sahihi eti stori inanoga,lets make sure kuwa kiswahili hakiharibiwi kwa jinsi yeyote,na kama ma-thinkerz ndo tunaanza kukibomoa lol basi ni mashaka na kujiita kwetu ni home of great thinkers,maneno sahihi yatumike ipasavyo kama sivyo mjue inakera hebu muone wenyewe:-lire ritoto la msee lina rinajua mambo balabala hapo utafumbia macho kwa kuwa ni jukwaa la vichekesho ama?tupende kuwa na utamaduni wa kusahihisha makosa madogo madogo kwanza ndo tutaweza kuyasahihisha ya nchi nzima....huwanapenda wale watu wanao-highlight makosa ktk thread then wanasahihisha....siwezi kuw adui kwa kusema ukweli.
     
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    Logo JF-Expert Member

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    :violin::llama::deadhorse: How comes???:A S 13::hand:
     
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    Mbona umeichelewesha??? ungeiwahisha ingetumika kwenye mabango ya maandamano mwanza
     
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    Ni kweli tupu Mkuu.
     
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    Mimi naona wewe ungeandika hivi:
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    Lemember Ranguage is contextuaR as weRR.....you need to understand Ranguage/Ringuistic uniqueness of diffeLent gLoups...not every Ranguage posses the same sound...some onRy have (f) sound and no (v) sound...some use (p) for (b)....(t) and (d) and for Riquids l/r)...Ranguage gLoups can use either of them....and stiRR we shaRR understand as Rong as you know a bit about "sounds" in Ranguages....for us (Z) is Lendered (s)...so "zamani" can be "samani za kale..." and some "shati" wiRR be "sati"....so why such a big deaR if one takes one of the Riquids (l/r)? I am sure you got the point..no offense...it is KISWAHIRI and KISWAHIRI BEING A NATIONAR RANGUAGE OF TANZANIA is stiRR and wiRR aRways Lemain a SECOND RANGUAGE for many of our PEOPRE who have distinct sounds............................................ ." Labda ungeeleweka zaidi.
     
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    mafiakisiwani JF-Expert Member

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    Dah kiswahili ndio tatizo ila sala nzuri
     
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    nziriye JF-Expert Member

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    Doh...e bwana umetengeneza lugha mpya tuiteje cjui,mana haieleweki eleweki,gud kind of explanations.
     
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    haaahahhaaaaa,,,,,hiiik kama kweli vile!
     
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    Logo JF-Expert Member

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    Fisadi wa Kimataifa huyo!
     
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