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Samahani sana Mbw....o

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by vivian, Dec 16, 2009.

  1. vivian

    vivian JF-Expert Member

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    Warembo watatu walikuwa wakisifia majina ya wapenzi wao, hususan jinsi ya kufupisha majina pindi wanapotaka kuwaita.
    Wa kwanza alisema boyfriend wake anaitwaTusamale, hupenda kumuita Tusa au humuita Male kwa kifupi.
    Wa pili alisema yeye wakwake anaitwa Rutatila, na kwamba anapendelea saaana kumuita Ruta lakini mara chachechache humuita Tila.
    Ukapita ukimya kidogo, huku hawa wadada wawili wakimuangalia mwenzao. Wakamuuliza shosti mbona upo kimya ?
    Kwa sauti ya upole sana akawajibu: "nilikuwa nafikiria... kwani boyfriend wangu anaitwa Mbwambo.
     
  2. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    strictly for addition of number of days to life-span.!
     
  3. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    Kama ilivyo ada Vivian u have made it again
     
  4. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    mbwa.........
    kidude cha kufanyia matusi
     
  5. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Nahisi kama ingekuwa ni wewe ungependelea option ya pili ya jila hilo! Haahaha kituko
     
  6. ZionTZ

    ZionTZ JF-Expert Member

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    i have a doubt abt this JF member so called Vivian...

    cjui ndo wale dadazetu waliopo mbele af wana-doo vi2 sivyo ndivyo...? am getting

    worried, heshima ni kitu cha bure jamani...hata kama haujulikani kiukweli lakini hiyo

    courage ya kulogin JF na kufungua kurasa na kuanza kuandika vitu kama hivyo

    unautoa wapi aisee...?
     
  7. Mentor

    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo umenichekesa my dia..kwa hilo nakupa thanks!
     
  8. Mentor

    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    Kipi hicho!call a spade a spade kaka...!
    hata kidole cha kati chaweza kuwa kifaa cha kufanyia matusi!
     
  9. Baba_Enock

    Baba_Enock JF-Expert Member

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    ebbynature! Ati NINI?
     
  10. Baba_Enock

    Baba_Enock JF-Expert Member

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    Namnani ZionTZ! Msalimie MbwaMbo!
     
  11. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    This is what I meant hata mimi ananishangaza

     
  12. vivian

    vivian JF-Expert Member

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    kwani unaitwa Mbwambo?
     
  13. m

    mungiki2 Member

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    ZionTz kwani nini maana ya jokes?
     
  14. Teamo

    Teamo JF-Expert Member

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    unajua mwanzoni wewe nilidhani ni zd,kumbe wewe ni ZionTz.

    muache binamu aandike kila anachoifeel,
    au vipi?
    ndio maana halisi ya WHERE WE DARE TO TALK OPENLY.

    ukileta sheria zako tofauti milango i wazi:
    achia ngazi kama visible
    au anzisha blogu yako

    AM I CLEAR?
     
  15. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Lenyewe ndo dole la kati haswa na linafanya hasa
     
  16. Mentor

    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    namaanisha mtu akikuonyesha kidole cha kti unasemaje...!??amekutusi! si ndiyo..
     
  17. vivian

    vivian JF-Expert Member

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    Say it again Binamu! Thats my Mpwa
    take another one

    Thanks! x2
     
  18. vivian

    vivian JF-Expert Member

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    Kwanza kula Thanks!!

    Intelince is not pretending to be inteligent! but to be Inteligent you have to differentiate between a joke and a fact!! an Inteligent person will see all the atributes of a joke in the Thread!! I gues Zion T is not a flibbertigibbet,
     
  19. Teamo

    Teamo JF-Expert Member

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    unajua imefikia mahala wana jf wameanza kujisahau!wanasahau hadi jukwaa walilopo
     
  20. vivian

    vivian JF-Expert Member

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    Thats what we call intelligence!!

    Ingine tena

    THANKS!
     
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