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Salama imeleta uhasama kwenye ndoa.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mkubwa Jalala, Oct 15, 2012.

  1. Mkubwa Jalala

    Mkubwa Jalala Senior Member

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    Kuna bwana mmoja alimuaga mkewe kuwa anasafiri kikazi
    atakua huko kwa siku 3. Wakati anatoka mkewe akamfuata
    na kumpatia salama cond... mume alipouliza kwanini amempa
    salama mke akajibu kuwa ziweke tu huwenda shetani atakupitia
    zita kusaidia. Mume akafurahi kimoyomoyo, akiwa anaingia
    kwenye gari lake mke akaja tena, samahani mume wangu na mimi
    naomba uniachie moja. MUME AKAMPIGA KOFI NA KUMWAMBIA
    MALAYA MKUBWA.
     
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    maghambo619 JF-Expert Member

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    hii kali mkuu
     
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    mzabzab JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha.....sasa kwani yeye mume alijua shetani anawapitia wanaume tuu...ata wanawake penda utamuuuuuu!!!!
     
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    Sangomwile JF-Expert Member

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    Muoshaaaa?
     
  5. Mkubwa Jalala

    Mkubwa Jalala Senior Member

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    Huoshwa
     
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    olele JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha duh, ila wanaume wngi tko hvyo, 2kfanya makosa linasamehka but upnde wa pili, mh balaa
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    kama unaakii huwezi pokea hyo kitu wewe.....!
    labda kama huwazi haraka haraka!
     
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