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Salalee, Jamaa alikuwa anaendesha punda!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by muuza ubuyu, Oct 18, 2012.

  1. muuza ubuyu

    muuza ubuyu JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa alikuwa anaendesha punda, siku 1 alimuuliza rafiki yake, kwnn! gari zinaenda mbio sana? Akamjibu zinatumia Petrol siku ya pili akaenda sheli na punda wake,Alipofika akamnyanyua mkia,akasema atiwe lita 5!. Petrol ikamuwasha Punda akatoka mbio nyingi sana! Jamaa akamfukuza wapi hakumpata! akarudi sheli Akavua suruali!, akainama!, akamwambia muuza mafuta niwekee lita 10! lazima nimpate tu!, Unajua kilichotokea hapo? subiri part 2.

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  2. MASELE

    MASELE JF-Expert Member

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    mamaaa mbavu zangu duuuuuuu.
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    walaah kati ya jokes hii ni ya pili unichekesha seriously................!
    daaah...........!
     
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    Gaudays Member

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    japo ya zamani,umenirudishia ndoa yangu,thanx
     
  5. Mkubwa Jalala

    Mkubwa Jalala Senior Member

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    Hii kali nahisi imetosha bila hata part 2 yake maana utaua watu kwa kicheko.
     
  6. Lugi Niclous

    Lugi Niclous Member

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    da kaka hyo hatari
     
  7. muuza ubuyu

    muuza ubuyu JF-Expert Member

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    Ok basi sasa, nimeahirisha part 2 yake!

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  8. muuza ubuyu

    muuza ubuyu JF-Expert Member

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    Safi sana (sijui dada ama kaka) kwa kuiongeza uhai ndoa yako! Mpe hi Shem!!!

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    Laptani Member

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    Nakushauri endelea na biashara ya ubuyu maana haina madhara, hii ya jokes utaua watu!!!!!!
     
  10. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    nasubiri part 2
     
  11. muuza ubuyu

    muuza ubuyu JF-Expert Member

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    Aaaaaaaaaaa, Laptani, biashara ya ubuyu ndugu yangu nimeshaiacha nimeadvansi kidogo nauza barafu za ubuyu pamoja na juicy ya ubuyu make nimegundua nilikuwa nakula hasara baada ya kugundua faida wanayotengeneza wakina mama na kinadada kutokana na ubuyu ninaowauzia!


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    charger JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! Hii kali! Ha haa haaa
     
  13. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    serious? Something is 'not wrong' there.
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh...
     
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