A Girls Prayer
Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, wont be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my
behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempts to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the wanker you sent me instead.
Amen.
A Boy's Prayer
Lord
I pray for a girl with big tits.
Amen
A Husbands Prayer
Dear God,
Keep our wives from shopping sprees and
protect them from bargains they do not need
and bargains they cannot afford.
Lead them not into temptation, for they know NOT what
they do!
Amen
A Wives Prayer
Almighty Father,
Keep our Husbands from looking at other women
and comparing them to us.
Save them from making fools of themselves in cafés and
nightclubs.
Above all, please do NOT forgive their trespasses for
they know
EXACTLY
what they do.
Amen
Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, wont be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my
behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempts to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the wanker you sent me instead.
Amen.
A Boy's Prayer
Lord
I pray for a girl with big tits.
Amen
A Husbands Prayer
Dear God,
Keep our wives from shopping sprees and
protect them from bargains they do not need
and bargains they cannot afford.
Lead them not into temptation, for they know NOT what
they do!
Amen
A Wives Prayer
Almighty Father,
Keep our Husbands from looking at other women
and comparing them to us.
Save them from making fools of themselves in cafés and
nightclubs.
Above all, please do NOT forgive their trespasses for
they know
EXACTLY
what they do.
Amen
