Good morning, Ledis and Gentolomen. zis is your captain FUTAKAMBA. Onbehafu of Air Tanzania Ltd, I'm welcoming bos seated and standing passengers on board of Air Tanzania Boeing 737. We apologaizi for ze six-hour delay in taking off, it was due to bed weather and some bed traffiking from Ilala to ze Airport. Dala Dala's are all full in the moning hours and traffiking not moving. This is flight 712 From Dar es Salaam to Mwanza. Landing there is not guaranteed, and if not... but we will end up somewhere in the Lake Zone. And, if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your own village! Air Tanzania has an excellent safety-ricord. In fact, our safety standards are so highest, that even pick-pockets, snatchers and bandits are afraid to fly with us! It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our passengers have reached their destination without problems. If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off! To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary KONYAGI and Our favorite local brew MNAZI, you can also get GONGO or DENGERUWA if you promise not to drink more than half a bottle. For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a Godi! We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we could not record it from the ITV due to UEFA Champions League live broadcasting. However, we have bought 10 copies of SANI Magazines and 12 copies of KASHESHE to supplement the movie. There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke U see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down or our stewards might be frying MANDAZIS for the cockpit crews including myself In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark! Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seat belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself on the overhead lockers." "Thanking you all for choosing Air-Tanzania to fly for the first and probably the last time."