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Sad story of a man

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mkonowapaka, Nov 16, 2011.

  1. mkonowapaka

    mkonowapaka JF-Expert Member

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    LAST Week was my birthday…
    My wife didn’t wish me
    My parents forgot and so did my kids

    I went to work………
    Even my colleague did not wish me
    As I entered my cabin my secretary said “Happy Birthday Boss”
    I felt special
    She asked me for lunch
    After lunch she invited me to her apartment
    We went there
    She said,
    “Do you mind if I go to the bedroom for a minute?”
    “Do you mind if I go to the bedroom for a minute?”
    She came out 5 minutes later with a cake……
    And my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends and my colleagues
    All screaming; “SURPRISE!!!!!!!”
    And
    I was waiting on the sofa…..



    ……….
    NAKED
     
  2. Gurta

    Gurta JF-Expert Member

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    poor sod
     
  3. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    tamaa mbaya
     
  4. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! Hzi msg zinasambaa. MaJuzi kuna mtu alinitumia kwa simu.
     
  5. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    bonge la noma,let me wish you happy birthday for your EXAM. Nalog off
     
  6. TIMING

    TIMING JF-Expert Member

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    Nalog off na kuondoka huondoki, hizi copy paste balaa kweli
     
  7. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    Kwani jamaa hajaitunga mwenyewe? Nalog off
     
  8. TIMING

    TIMING JF-Expert Member

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  9. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    TIMING JF-Expert Member

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  11. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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  12. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    duhhhhh
    Imekula kwake..
     
  13. Mwalimu kp

    Mwalimu kp Member

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    Acheni usanii wa kutunga sms bwana.Wengine ni mabingwa wa kutunga sms,lakn hapa sio mahala pake bwana,kama vp omba kuwekewa segment hiyo!
     
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