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Sad but true

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jewel, Oct 20, 2011.

  1. Jewel

    Jewel Senior Member

    Oct 20, 2011
    Joined: May 1, 2008
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    One afternoon a husband arrived home with sadnews for his wife...

    Husband: Wife, I just received a call, mother(mama) passed away. Shall we go
    to town and get some necessities for the funeral? Please write a list and
    then we can go.

    Wife: A list won't be necessary, we'll just get 2 cabbages & 2 liters of
    cooking oil.

    Husband: Is it going to be enough?

    Wife: No need to waste money, of course its going to be enough!(They left
    for town and after getting two cabbages and 2 liters of cooking oil, the
    husband asked his wife again if that was all. She emphasised the issue of
    not wasting money on the funeral. They hit the road towards the village
    and where the road branches to different villages, the husband driving, took
    a turn to his wife's home.)

    Wife: Where are we going, thought you said we are going to the funeral, your
    mother passed away.

    Husband: Yes we are; its YOUR mother who passed away.

    Wife (shocked & crying): But that grocery is not enough! Lets go back and
    get some more stuff!

    Husband: NO! I asked you over and over if it was all that was needed and you
    said "yes"; so we are not going back!

    Moral: The word of God apply to every facet of our lives, whether we believe
    it or not. Greed is one of God's enemies...

    Be Blessed friends, and remember whatever that you want it done to you; do it to others!!!