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Sababu za Raha ya Kuwa Mwanamke! Mpo hapo?

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Superman, Jun 5, 2009.

  1. Superman

    Superman JF-Expert Member

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    1. When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.

    2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.

    3. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

    4. A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.

    5. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected.

    6. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time.

    7. Women live longer than men.

    8. Women know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes.

    9. If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.

    10. Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all).

    11. There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman's problems.

    12. Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.

    13. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

    14. Women know the truth about whether size matters...

    15. A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.

    16. If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.

    17. Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football.

    18. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

    19. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

    20. Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.

    21. A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her lipstick.

    22. A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her rear.

    23. Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper.

    24. If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute.

    25. Women can admit to others when they've made a mistake

    26. If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.

    27. Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.

    28. It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mummy's boy.

    29. Women can wear platforms - which is why there is no such thing as a short woman's complex.

    30. Women can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored.

    31. Women have total control over their eyebrows.

    32. Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.

    33. A woman's friend won't try to persuade her to get a tattoo while she's drunk.

    34. A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions.

    35. Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting.

    36. Woman don't feel threatened if their partner earns more than they do.

    37. For women, a new season means a whole new wardrobe.

    38. Women know exactly what buttons to push to get exactly what they want.


    39. Women don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their species stands for.

    40. Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.


    Source: 40 Funny Reasons Why It's Wonderful To Be A Woman
     
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    MzalendoHalisi JF-Expert Member

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    Why do women live longer than men??
     
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    Son of Alaska JF-Expert Member

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    umesahau hii-women are happy to shun equality and take the backseat when responsibility of being the family breadwinner is thrown on their shoulders
     
  4. Superman

    Superman JF-Expert Member

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    Source: One of the Reasons Why Women Tend To Live Longer Than Men… - Psychologist 4therapy.com
     
  5. Superman

    Superman JF-Expert Member

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    Haaa haaaa . . . Mkuu, ngoja TNGP waje
     
  6. MwanaFalsafa1

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    WHEN A WOMAN HAS SUCCEEDED SHE HAS DONE IT AGAINST ALL ODDS WHEN SHE DOESN'T SHE CAN ALWAYS BLAME IT ON SEXISM.

    A WOMAN'S INCOME IS HER OWN A MAN'S INCOME IS FOR THE FAMILY

    A WOMAN IS MORE LOVING WHILE A MAN IS MORE LUSTING

    A WOMAN CAN GO FIVE DAYS WITHOUT FOOD WHILE A MAN CAN ONLY LAST THREE

    lakini ume sahau baadhi ya tabu ya kuwa mwanamke

    A WOMAN HAS TO GO THROUGH PMD(PRE-MENSTRUAL DISORDER) EVERY MONTH

    A WOMAN HAS TO CARRY A BABY FOR NINE MONTHS

    WHEN A WOMAN SLEEPS AROUND SHE IS LOOSE, WHEN A MAN DOES IT HE IS A PLAYER
     
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    MzalendoHalisi JF-Expert Member

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    1. Wanaume wanakimbelembele zaidi kupigana vita, kuendesha magari malori tena kwa kasi, kuchimba madini kama migodi mirefu, kunywa pombe zaidi, kuvuta sigara zaidi haswa Afrika, n,k

    2. Mwanamme yuko tayari kuuana kupigania demu..hebu fikiria yaani!!

    Yaani ni ukimbele2 tu wa mwanamme saa ingine kumweka ktk risky ya kufa mapema!!
     
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    MwanaFalsafa1 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha true. Ndiyo maana kwenye thread pia imeandikwa wanawake wanaishi muda mrefu zaidi.
     
  9. Nkamangi

    Nkamangi JF-Expert Member

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    Take that back in the name of the African woman toiling while her no good husband is getting drunk
     
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    KipimaPembe JF-Expert Member

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    In all mammals female is a superior gender. They are usually more successiful than their counterparts. In almost all mammals (homo sapiens included) males kills each other for the right to mate. Actually in many mammals the worst enemy of males is their own kind i.e. other males.

    Kwa hiyo nakubali WOMEN ARE SUPERIOR. I'm a man. I'm happy to take the inferior position.
     
  11. WomanOfSubstance

    WomanOfSubstance JF-Expert Member

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    haya ndiyo majibu ya msingi.
    Asante mkuu.
     
  12. WomanOfSubstance

    WomanOfSubstance JF-Expert Member

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    real men admits the truth!
    Bravo!
     
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    BAK JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha Jirani labda dunia ingekuwa poa sana kama kungekuwa na njemba nyingi kama kipimapembe zenyewe hazioni shida kabisa to take the back seat.
     
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    Pretty JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo kweli umenena.
     
  15. Smile

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    kwweli tuna raha sana basi tu wanaume mnatuharibia
     
  16. Kiziza

    Kiziza JF-Expert Member

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    Hii thread ni ya kinafik,kutwa kucha mnatuma thread za kumdhalilisha mwanamke hapa jamvini na wengi wa wanaofanya hivyo ni wanaume,leo ndio mnajidai kumuona mwanamke mtu?hata kama aliyotuma hii thread ni mwanamke.

    Mwanamke akiwa kiongozi utasikia si analiwa na fulani,mwanamke akiwa anafanya vizuri kwenye biashara zake utasikia hawa sindio wanaoenda China na Dubai wanatoa sijui tigo kwa waarabu ndio maana wanafanikiwa,
    Mwanamke akinenepa ananepa kwa sababu tunawapa offer za bia, na kashfa nyingi zisizo na idadi kutwa kucha.Cha kushangaza wapo baadhi ya wanawake badala ya kusimama na mwanamke ambaye ni kama wao,unakuta nao wanashabikia eee huyu si chakula ya fulani hana hata uthibitisho.

    Ndio maana hii thread nime iita ya kinafik,kwa sababu wapo wanaume wanaojidai kuiunga mkono kwa nini wasikemee wakati wakiona mwanamke anadhalilishwa kwa jinsia yake tu.

    Ukweli ni huu hata siku moja Mwanaume wa Kiafrika haujui uthamani wa mwanamke na hamjui mwanamke,na hatokaa amthamini,amuelewe wala amjue mwanamke
    kwa sababa hili haliko ndani ya maumbile yake..... period.

    Na hata anaposifia ni kana vile anamfavor hivi,na ni unafik zaidi bora mkae kimya coz
    inachefua hovyo kabisa*@#*%%&*&##@@.
     
  17. Ndokeji

    Ndokeji JF-Expert Member

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    Olewa uone shida za mwanamke
     
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    CHOKAMBOVU Senior Member

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    mmh mi hata nashindwa kusema nini maana ninavyowaona wanawake wengi wanavyoteseka nashangaa kwa thread hii labda wewe hujawahi ndo maana wasema hivyo, tembea uone wenzio wanavyopata suluba
     
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    HorsePower JF-Expert Member

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    Ukweli huo wanao wanawake wenyewe. Binafsi, am proud kuwa mwanaume, tena wa shoka, mzee wa kazi. mbantu asilia!:violin:
     
  20. Dr.Chichi

    Dr.Chichi JF-Expert Member

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    he he he eti some of us never mature @ all.....am glad i dont have monthly periods,labile moods,fake friends or to carry a bby inside me for 9 months......man for life
     
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