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Russian wife

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Castle, Mar 11, 2010.

  1. Castle

    Castle Member

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    A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they moved to Toronto .

    ?However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

    One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs.

    She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation,clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.

    Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

    Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts.

    The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

    On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

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    What were you thinking?
    Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!

    Now get back to your work.
    I know what did you think......?
     
  2. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Hehe, haya bana..! Mi nilifikiri jamaa atasaula.
     
  3. Mama Brian

    Mama Brian JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh!!
     
  4. Junius

    Junius JF-Expert Member

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    aka.....!!!
     
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    James Walkers New Member

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    Want to advise you one of the best Russian dating website.There are a lot of single Russian women seeking for their love.Try some and find your own beautiful Russian bride.

    https://www.bridge-of-love.com
     
  6. queenlishas

    queenlishas JF-Expert Member

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    Chicken breast!!!!!!!!!!!!?
     
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    Yasminneh_Mohammed New Member

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    Teh Teh loh
     
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    KIBONGOMKUTI JF-Expert Member

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    Yes unless you wanna taste Chicken Milk?
     
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    haha ha umenishika aisee..
     
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