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Round about ya Mapenzi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mwitaz, Oct 6, 2012.

  1. mwitaz

    mwitaz JF-Expert Member

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    Oct 6, 2012
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    [BOSS TO SECRETARY]
    Jiandae kesho tuna safari
    ya kikazi.

    [SECRETARY TO HUSBAND]
    Mume wangu kesho
    nitasafari na boss kikazi.

    [HUSBAND TO GIRLFRIEND]
    kesho wife wangu
    anasafiri,kuwa huru kuja
    unipe raha.

    [GIRLFRIEND TO STUDENT]
    kesho usije shule nimepata
    dharura..ambia mzazi wako
    we ni mgonjwa.

    [BOSS TO SECRETARY]
    Samahani,safari
    imehairishwa mwanangu ni
    mgonjwa haendi shule
    kesho nataka kukaa nae.

    [SECRETARY TO HUSBAND]
    Kesho nitakuwepo boss
    amehairisha safari.

    [HUSBAND TO GILFRIEND]
    kesho usije,huyu kenge
    wangu kahairisha safari
    yake.

    [GIRLFRIEND TO STUDENT]
    kesho nitakuwepo njoo
    shule kama kawaida....
    vituko zaidi vinaendelea
    huko.
     
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    Aristides Pastory JF-Expert Member

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    Daah! Tuko wangapi....
     
  3. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    tulizana...
     
  4. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi,hatuoni aibu ku copy na ku paste thread ambayo wiki moja tu iliyo pita ilikuwepo hapa?
     
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    MTENDAHAKI JF-Expert Member

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    tenaaaaaaaaaa!
     
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