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Romantic sms

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Aug 31, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    She sends him the following message on SMS:

    My love

    If you're sleeping, send me your

    dreams

    If you're smiling, send me your
    smile

    If you're crying, send me your
    tears

    I love you...


    He replies:

    I'm in the toilet.
    What do I send?
     
  2. Cha Moto

    Cha Moto JF-Expert Member

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    masaburi products ............
     
  3. Mwendabure

    Mwendabure JF-Expert Member

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    Mwendabure kapita Bure hapa! ..Duh!
     
  4. m

    mbweta JF-Expert Member

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    Send ngenge
     
  5. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Then send me nothing!
     
  6. Power G

    Power G JF-Expert Member

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    Inaelekea hizi ulikuwa unaandikwa wewe mwenyewe mtoa thread hii
     
  7. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Oh crap!
     
  8. aspen

    aspen JF-Expert Member

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    huku sipo
     
  9. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Send empty sms.
     
  10. Kalunguine

    Kalunguine JF-Expert Member

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    samahani nimekosea njia
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh.........
     
  12. pinochet

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    Send her the waste products from your masaburi!
     
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    Mutukwao JF-Expert Member

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    Uar in th toilet we nzi?it means u comunicate whle in toilet?ths does nt exist.
     
  14. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    huh.........................hbu nli lunch kabisa then nirudi kuijibu hii siredi
     
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