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Romance mathematics

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Toboamambo, Dec 14, 2008.

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    Toboamambo Member

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    Smart man + smart woman = romance
    Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

    Smart boss + smart employee = profit
    Smart boss + dumb employee = production
    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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    Ben Saanane Verified User

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    Shukuru JF-Expert Member

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    mmmmmh..... jamani watu kweli akili wanazo hii kitu ni live aisee hususani iyo masuala ya statistics ndio live ile live maana mi mwenyewe si nayaona...nipo ful wasiwasi apa...