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Rolls Royce

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    Scientists at Roll Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead
    chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets, all
    travelling at maximum velocity. The idea was to simulate the
    frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the
    strength of the windshields.

    American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it
    on the windshields of their new high-speed trains.

    Arrangements were made and a gun was sent to the American
    engineers. When the gun was fired, the engineers watched in
    shock as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the
    shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through
    the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and
    embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin. The horrified
    engineers sent Rolls Royce the film of the disastrous results of
    the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and
    begged the British scientists for suggestions.

    Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo "Defrost the
    chicken."
     
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