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Robert Mugabe goes to Israel

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Sikonge, Jan 15, 2009.

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    Sikonge JF-Expert Member

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    Robert Mugabe goes on a state visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of
    Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker
    tells the accompanying people, 'You can have him shipped home for
    US$500,000/-or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just
    US$100/-.' The Zimbabweans go into a corner and discuss for a minute.
    They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Mugabe shipped
    home.

    The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $500,000/- to
    ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you
    would spend only $100/-? With the money you save you could buy enough
    diesel for a year, buy enough medicines to wipe out cholera, buy enough
    generators to never have blackouts again.'

    The Zimbabweans replied, 'A long time ago a man died here, was buried
    here, and three days later he rose from the dead.............
     
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    Sikonge JF-Expert Member

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    Hana nina swali kwa wachangiaji,
    Mzee Mamvi, Makonde na Anna wake, itafaa wazikiwe Tanzania au tuwapeleke Jerusalem?
     
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    Silas A.K JF-Expert Member

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    Hao itabidi tuwazike Tanzania,maana tukiwazika Jerusalem wakiibuka huko hiyo siku ya tatu watakuja kivingine kufanya mambo yao yale ambayo you know they do best! unanielewa ninachomaanisha hapa.
     
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    Shy JF-Expert Member

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    Kwahiyo tunataka kumfananisha mugabe na yesu ?
     
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    Kamuzu JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa waliogopa asije akafufuka na kuwarudia tena kuendelea kuwapa kisago, kwa hiyo ni bora walipe zaidi ili wakimzika kwao asiweze kufufuka tena...biashara inakuwa imekwisha, umeelewa mkuu?
     
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    senator JF-Expert Member

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    Duh!! kweli Jongwe nomaa hapo inamaana wapo nae tu lakin hamu nae hawana wanaombea siku ifike israel(malaika) aamchukue akapumzike !!!
     
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    Sikonge JF-Expert Member

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    Ila hiyo siku ni sawa na kusubiri siku ya kumaliza kifungo au kumaliza JKT. Nilipopata cheti sikutegemea kuwa siku hiyo itafika. Ila ilifika na ikapita.
    Mungu yuko nao atawasaidia. Joke nyingine kufuata, maana jamaa lazima atafasiri kutoka lugha ya Kishona kwenda Kiingereza.
     
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