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Rent for apartment.... Ladies beware

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by AshaDii, May 5, 2011.

  1. AshaDii

    AshaDii Platinum Member

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    Kwa wale wadada ambao ni biashara…Please usikopeshe… LOL[/FONT]

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    [FONT=&quot]A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend a night with him for 200 pounds, they spent the night together. In the morning, before he left, he told the girl that, he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT".

    On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realising that the whole event was not worth the price. So he sent a cheque for 100 pounds and enclosed a note.

    Dear madam:[/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]Enclosed find a cheque in the amount of 100 pounds for the rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount we agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that
    1. It had never been occupied
    2. There was plenty of heat
    3. It was small enough to make me cozy and feel at home

    Last night however I found out that, it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat and that it was entirely too large.

    Upon the receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent the following reply.
    "Dear sir, first of all I cannot understand how you expected such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it; if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of a regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please don’t blame the landlord.[/FONT]
     
  2. Zing

    Zing JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahhah nice one
     
  3. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Duuuh! alikuwa wa sinza au kinondoni??
     
  4. AshaDii

    AshaDii Platinum Member

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    Alikua kitaa....
     
  5. Mkimbizi

    Mkimbizi JF-Expert Member

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    wanatukanana kireja reja
     
  6. mojoki

    mojoki JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh ferniture ndo vuvuzela ama?
     
  7. AshaDii

    AshaDii Platinum Member

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    Mkimbizi utakua tu hujaelewa hamna alotukanwa hapa...
     
  8. AshaDii

    AshaDii Platinum Member

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    No comment....
     
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    Smile JF-Expert Member

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    ahahaa
     
  10. Fatmata

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    tafsiri basi kikwetu ili nami nicheke!
     
  11. AshaDii

    AshaDii Platinum Member

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    Nitajitahidi kutafuta muda, ingawa sidhani kama maana itabeba vile vile kama ilivyo kwa lugha hiyo ya kiingereza. Wacha nitafute nafasi ya kutosha kutumia Dictionary kwa ufafanuzi kwenda kwa kiswahili :)
     
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