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Religious Boyfriend !!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Freetown, Apr 17, 2008.

  1. Freetown

    Freetown JF-Expert Member

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    Apr 17, 2008
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    A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,
    "Hello,
    could you give me a condom. I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I
    think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the condom and
    as the young man is going out; he returns and says, "Give me another condom
    because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her
    legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think
    I might strike it lucky there too." The pharmacist gives him a second
    condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, "Go on, give me
    one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when
    she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I
    think she is expecting me to make a move!
    During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left,
    the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there,
    the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner
    and Thank you for all you give us." A minute later the boy is still
    praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness." Ten minutes go by and the boy
    is still praying, keeping his head down.
    The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more
    surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his ear,
    "I didn't know you were so religious." The boy replies, "I didn't know your
    dad was a pharmacist!"
     
  2. Jaden

    Jaden Member

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    Never tell your nusty plans to strangers!!
     
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