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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by JuaKali, Nov 26, 2008.

  1. JuaKali

    JuaKali JF-Expert Member

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    Nov 26, 2008
    Joined: Nov 14, 2007
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    Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points
    Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
    You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
    Sorry,That's the way the game is played.
    Here is a guide to the point system:
    SIMPLE DUTIES
    You make the bed (+1) You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
    You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
    You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8)
    But return with Beer (-5) You check out a suspicious noise at night (0) You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing(0) You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
    You pummel it with iron rod (+10) It's her pet (-10)
    SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
    You stay by her side the entire party (0)
    You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy(-2) Named Tina (-4) Tina is a dancer (-6) Tina has silicon implants (-80)
    HER BIRTHDAY
    You take her out to dinner (0) You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1) Okay, it's a sports bar (-2) And it's all-you-can- eat night(-3)
    It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can- eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team (-10)
    A NIGHT OUT
    You take her to a movie (+2) You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
    You take her to a movie you hate (+6) You take her to a movie you like (-2) It's called 'Death Cop' (-3)
    You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
    YOUR PHYSIQUE
    You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15) You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it(+10) You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
    You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)
    ENJOY THE BIG QUESTION
    She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5)
    [Yes, you lose points no matter what] You hesitate in responding (-10)
    You reply, "Where?" (-35) Any other response (-20)
    COMMUNICATION
    When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned __expression (0)
    You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
    You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)
    Now what chance do you have???
    pass it on to the guys for info & to the girls for a good laugh
     
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