Reggie Bush: Ukimkosa Kim Kardashian, tafuta copy yake....

[Sikonge]

Hii inanikumbusha ile film ya Wafaransa ya Asterix and Obelix..... Baada ya jamaa kuwa kampenda msichana wa mwenzie, akaona afyatue tu Copy na yeye atese na msichana mzuri.

Reggie Bush tangu aachane na Kim Kardashian alijaribu kutesa na Amber Rose ila ikala kwake. Kim juzijuzi kaonekana akiwa na mpenzi wake wa zamani aliyempandisha chart yaani Ray J (kaka yake Mwimbaji maarufu Brandy).

Bush na Kim enzi zao.....

Mellisa Molinaro anavyoonekana (Kushoto) na Kim kulia..............

 

[Sikonge]

Ila tofauti yao kubwa ni moja:

Wakigeuka nyuma, Melissa kapitwa sana na Kim na kwa Mipingo, hilo ni kosa kubwa.

Ajitahidi aweke Silicon haraka na market yake itakuja juu vibaya sana. Hebu kione na ulinganishe na Kim:

Kipengule cha Melissa : Kushoto na kitu cha Kim kulia kilivyosimama........ Yo-Yo upo hapo Shemeji? Wanyamwezi na vitu vyeupe .... hihiii

 

[Yo Yo]

Ila tofauti yao kubwa ni moja:

Wakigeuka nyuma, Melissa kapitwa sana na Kim na kwa Mipingo, hilo ni kosa kubwa.

Ajitahidi aweke Silicon haraka na market yake itakuja juu vibaya sana. Hebu kione na ulinganishe na Kim:

Kipengule cha Melissa : Kushoto na kitu cha Kim kulia kilivyosimama........ Yo-Yo upo hapo Shemeji? Wanyamwezi na vitu vyeupe .... hihiii

shema cha kabisa totozi nyeupe gonjwa yangu aisee.......dadako nae kitu nyeupeeee napenda sinable gals aiseee......na awe na kitu kimetuna kwa nyuma kwa chat.....kudadadadeki......

lakini KK aisee arifu nae kiboko......afu siku hizi sasa napenda kuangalia ile show yao Keeping Up with the Kardashians napenda tu kuangalia lile wezere lake....

 

[Sikonge]

Huyu Kim kwa umbo ni hatari.... Ila kama mke, Kim na Kloe wakorofi sana sana na nisingelitaka kuishi nao ndani ya dari moja.

Kuna siku Kloe alichachamaaa na akataka kuwatembezea kibano dada zake wote na ikabidi wanywee tu.

Kourtney akasema kwa taratiibu kama kawaida yake kuwa "huyu Kloe, akija kupata mume na akamkorofisha, kidume kitafungwa kitandani na kuchukua kichapo cha nguvu....." Ila sema bahati nzuri kwa mwanaume dhaifu, akaja mjamaa amechumpa na msuli wa nguvu kutoka NBA. Kloe hawezi hata kuota kumchapa kibao maana mtoto wa NY Uswahilini, akichachamaa, moto utawaka.

Nakipenda sana hiki ki-Kourtney na utaratibu wange ingawa kipengule kimejinyima kidogo (naona kwa kukonda) maana ukiangalia Hips, kamejaza sana ila chini kana MIWA.

Kourtney kushoto na Kim kulia.

 

[Yo Yo]

Huyu Kim kwa umbo ni hatari.... Ila kama mke, Kim na Kloe wakorofi sana sana na nisingelitaka kuishi nao ndani ya dari moja.

Kuna siku Kloe alichachamaaa na akataka kuwatembezea kibano dada zake wote na ikabidi wanywee tu.

Kourtney akasema kwa taratiibu kama kawaida yake kuwa "huyu Kloe, akija kupata mume na akamkorofisha, kidume kitafungwa kitandani na kuchukua kichapo cha nguvu....." Ila sema bahati nzuri kwa mwanaume dhaifu, akaja mjamaa amechumpa na msuli wa nguvu kutoka NBA. Kloe hawezi hata kuota kumchapa kibao maana mtoto wa NY Uswahilini, akichachamaa, moto utawaka.

Nakipenda sana hiki ki-Kourtney na utaratibu wange ingawa kipengule kimejinyima kidogo (naona kwa kukonda) maana ukiangalia Hips, kamejaza sana ila chini kana MIWA.

Kourtney kushoto na Kim kulia.

SHEM weye ni mkaree.....ubarikiwe

Namuangaliaga Lamar namuona kama goi goi f'lani hivi hata game yake LAL naona ataendelea kuwa sixth man all time.....hako ka kloe ni kana mdomo sana kama wanawake wa kichaga.....kanajifanya kanajua kichizi.....afu sio kakali kivileeeee.....
.....Kourtney mkali ila naona ana mironjo kama ya mwafrika wa kike.....

 

[J Rated]

SHEM weye ni mkaree.....ubarikiwe

Namuangaliaga Lamar namuona kama goi goi f'lani hivi hata game yake LAL naona ataendelea kuwa sixth man all time.....hako ka kloe ni kana mdomo sana kama wanawake wa kichaga.....kanajifanya kanajua kichizi.....afu sio kakali kivileeeee.....
.....Kourtney mkali ila naona ana mironjo kama ya mwafrika wa kike.....

hapo kwenye bold inaelekea mademu wa kichaga wanakuumiza kichwa kweli....!!!!!

 

[shosti]

Kwa Kim siku zote R egie ndo mwanaume anayempenda,msikilize anavyomuongelea kana kwamba wako pamoja...ila hawa wengine ni wanaume anaojaribu kuwa nao kwa malengo yake ya kuolewa maana nae anapenda kuolewa huyo kama mwanamke wa mwananyamala

 

[shosti]

SHEM weye ni mkaree.....ubarikiwe

Namuangaliaga Lamar namuona kama goi goi f'lani hivi hata game yake LAL naona ataendelea kuwa sixth man all time.....hako ka kloe ni kana mdomo sana kama wanawake wa kichaga.....kanajifanya kanajua kichizi.....afu sio kakali kivileeeee.....
.....Kourtney mkali ila naona ana mironjo kama ya mwafrika wa kike.....

kiukweli Lamar kama ana mtindio wa akili...sijui ni ule urefu,na mke mwenyewe alivyo mkorofi japo kwa mumewe namuona tofauti hahahahaah

 

[Sikonge]

Shosti,

Mie nilikuwa naamini hivyo ila baada ya kuona wako na RayJ tena, nikajua kuwa kijana alikakoleza si kawaida. Ila sema yeye alikapata wakati bado katoto na hakajapata umbo la Mwanamke..........

Hawa wengine sijui ila Ray naona lilikuwa penzi kwelikweli.

Kim hawezi kuolewa maana yeye anaishi kwa Skendo. Akiwa mke wa mtu, atajifunga sanasana.

Kwa Kim siku zote R egie ndo mwanaume anayempenda,msikilize anavyomuongelea kana kwamba wako pamoja...ila hawa wengine ni wanaume anaojaribu kuwa nao kwa malengo yake ya kuolewa maana nae anapenda kuolewa huyo kama mwanamke wa mwananyamala

 

[Xoxo gg]

Yan khoe amezidi hata mwanamke wa Kiswahili Ana afadhali...anapenda endesha wenzake n hapendi ukweli...khoe ma thumb finger z down for u...Kim change ur habit,u r beautiful bt u don stay wit ur guys,break up n make up all the time,maybe u don know what kind of a man u really want,Huyu wa sasa tayari scandals harusi itafungwa kweli????!!!...kourtney,so much luv for u bt check out wit ur baby daddy,scout....Robert watsup wit ur life do smthng plzzzzz....Kris,great mum remember always family kwanza,spend mo time wit ur hubby,punguza apointments...

 

[shosti]

Yan khoe amezidi hata mwanamke wa Kiswahili Ana afadhali...anapenda endesha wenzake n hapendi ukweli...khoe ma thumb finger z down for u...Kim change ur habit,u r beautiful bt u don stay wit ur guys,break up n make up all the time,maybe u don know what kind of a man u really want,Huyu wa sasa tayari scandals harusi itafungwa kweli????!!!...kourtney,so much luv for u bt check out wit ur baby daddy,scout....Robert watsup wit ur life do smthng plzzzzz....Kris,great mum remember always family kwanza,spend mo time wit ur hubby,punguza apointments...

hii familia mhh...

 

[Maria Roza]

Hahha hii familia ipo artificial sana ila nampenda Khoe pamoja na ukorofi wake kwa Lamar ni mpoleee

 

[shosti]

Hahha hii familia ipo artificial sana ila nampenda Khoe pamoja na ukorofi wake kwa Lamar ni mpoleee

mr usinambiue kwa nini hujui anakuwa mpole jamani...unaona mpaka sauti anabadilisha kweli Lamar kiboko eneo hilo

 

[Maria Roza]

mr usinambiue kwa nini hujui anakuwa mpole jamani...unaona mpaka sauti anabadilisha kweli Lamar kiboko eneo hilo

Hahah kaka zetu nawaaminia ndo maana Kim bado anamuwaza Reggie hahha

 

[shosti]

Hahah kaka zetu nawaaminia ndo maana Kim bado anamuwaza Reggie hahha

hahahaah we unamuonaje Regie,kuna mahali nilimbamba nikasisimkwa mwili mzima....ila asiwe kama huyo RayJ

 

[EvJ]

jaman nampenda sana khole tangiapo n mkal,but she is very lovely ad sweet,kwel lamar amepata,others are fake.

 

[Sikonge]

Kim Kardashian Proved Her Assets Are Real With Butt X-Ray June 24 | Posted by Popular Critic
Did Kim Kardashian really need to get a butt x-ray to prove her assets were real? We’ll answer that with a resounding, NO! But for the many people, fictional and non fictional, who Kim believed cared to know if her voluptuous assets were real, there’s now an x-ray to prove it.
Kim Kardashian tells her doctor: “My sisters have dared me to get a butt X-ray. I really just want to get [it] so I can show the whole world.”
Kim posted the x-ray picture on Twitter where sister Khloe Kardashian wrote: “She’s all natural baby! Kim got a butt X-Ray… See, it’s real! Lol… Nothing like a good old Armenian a** to get your day going!”

“Haha!” Kim, responded. “The things my sisters have me do! Proof baby!”

Usher recently stated that he wants Pippa Middleton for his underwear line because people were moving away from the Jennifer Lopez/Kim Kardashian assets to Pippa Middleton.
Maybe there’s room for both assets to mutually exist. Why either of them are this popular is unknown. Check out the scene of Keeping Up With The Kardashian

 

[Ibra Mo]

Kim ni Mkali sana aiseh.

 

[shosti]

Kim ni Mkali sana aiseh.

wa kawaida tu...kuna mademu wakali kuliko yeye

 

[Yo Yo]

wa kawaida tu...kuna mademu wakali kuliko yeye

yah maaaang mosty from sukuma land