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Refari na mchezaji

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mahmood, Jan 12, 2012.

  1. Mahmood

    Mahmood JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa walikuwa wanacheza mpira. Kwa bahati mbaya mchezaji mmoja akaanguka na kuzimia. Refari alikuwa mzungu lakini wachezaji wote ni waswahili. Mchezaji mmoja akataka kumwambia refari (Mzungu) kuwa huyu jamaa kazimia. Akafikiria amwambie nini refarii kwa sababu refari hajui kiswahili. Akafikiria kuwa neno "kazi" ni "Job" kwa kizungu, na neno "mia" ni "hundred" kwa kizungu, akasema sasa nimejua nini nimwambie refarii, akamwendea refarii na kumwabia hivi "Hello refari this man kajob handred".
     
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    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    refa akamjibu mpaka akijob thousand ndo (stand)atasimamisha mpira!!
     
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    bigambo Senior Member

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    Mmmh... Mzungu hakumwelewa hata kidogo
     
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    Likwanda JF-Expert Member

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    Dah, hichi ni tangu enzi za Chekeche. Nyine My Father is down and my mother is down naomba msaada.
     
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    Ninliy Senior Member

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    Mmh!inafaa tujifunze lugha nyengine.
     
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    TUMY JF-Expert Member

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    Alikuwa na nia njema, Red cross watakuwa wamemuona.
     
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    MAZIRA CHISUTE Member

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    Mbona imeeleweka?
     
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    Yazoo Member

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    Napita tu
     
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