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Recipe: How to make love

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Speaker, May 14, 2011.

  1. Speaker

    Speaker JF-Expert Member

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    You will need the following:-
    Please follow the instructions well
    Ingredients:

    4 Laughing eyes
    4 Well-shaped legs
    4 Loving arms
    2 Firm milk containers
    2 Nuts
    1 soft, warm mixing bowl
    1 Firm banana

    Directions:

    1. Look into laughing eyes.
    2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
    3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
    4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
    5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
    6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.


    Notes:

    1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
    2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
    3. If cake rises, leave town.

     
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    Yakuonea JF-Expert Member

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    haya bana......
     
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    nenda sokoni kanunue vifaa sasa usikubali tu
     
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    Speaker!!!!!!?????????
     
  5. AshaDii

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    LOL...LOL...LOL.... Speaker what the hell is wrong with you!!! Alafu hizo tips hazijaweka in consideration DISABLED... Not fair at all...... They do make love you know.....
     
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    kazi kweli kweli,haya ngoja niende sokoni!:dance::dance:
     
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    Hahahahaha nimependa “ if cake rises leave town“...haya bwana!!
     
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    "Do not lick mixing bowl after using it "
    mmmhh hapo umeniangusha Spekear...
    ile chokolate yote unataka niioshe kwenye sinki jamani mmhhhh
     
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    Njoo tutengeneze yetu mama achana na Speaker.....
     
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    hahaha,haya TRC we,huwezi kutengeneza hiyo kitu
     
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    That is it lady gaga
     
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    Speaker JF-Expert Member

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    yeah,kiafya sio nzuri after using,...
    do all you can wakati unapika
     
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    Lolz! Speaker............kweli umerudi kivingine
     
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    mmmhhh
    unaanza kulamba mwiko ulio korogea
    halafu unamalizia na bakuli mmmhhh
    raha vipi hahahahahahh lol
    Kiafya nzuri sana tena sana...
     
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    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Mlango uko wazi??
     
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    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Mama wa busara
    ndo nini kupotea hivyo mpenzi???
     
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    leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).

    nimeipenda hii.....
     
  18. Speaker

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    nawe ndo ukapotea kabisa,au ulipewa ban nini
     
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    hahaha,nilijua lazima utaipenda!
    Afu hujanijibu ombi langu pauline vipi tena?
     
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    utawajua tu wanaoshibia jikoni lol
     
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