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Reasons why I never visit rich people !!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Duble Chris, Jun 28, 2012.

  1. Duble Chris

    Duble Chris JF-Expert Member

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    Reasons why I never visit rich people !!

    Question: "What would U like to have... Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
    Answer: "tea please…"

    Question: " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
    Answer : " Ceylon tea.. "

    Question : "How would U like it ? black or white ?"
    Answer: "white"

    Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
    Answer: "With milk …… "

    Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk ?"
    Answer: "With cow milkPLEASE"...

    Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow, or Afrikaner cow?"
    Answer: " Ummm, I'll take it black then…"

    Question: " Would U like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
    Answer: "With sugar"

    Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
    Answer: "Cane sugar!!!!!"

    Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
    Answer: "LISTEN,, Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead PLEASE……..."

    Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
    Answer: "Mineral water"

    Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
    Answer: "I'LL RATHER DIE OF THIRST"….. just leave me ALONE..... !!!!!!!!!!!
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    Mr. Magena Member

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    Hahahaha hunioni tena
     
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    Mr. Magena Member

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    Hahahaha hunioni tena
     
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    Hahahaha!
     
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    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Very funny and true! Abundance (wealth) offers so many choices that it can be disturbing to make a choice.No wonder the guest was ready to die of thirst rather than go through the painful process of making a choice from all those options. It has hapenned to me on several occassions.
    Thanx for the joke!
     
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    Sheshejr JF-Expert Member

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    Duh hatari........
     
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    Facebook?

    hapa ni JAMII FORUM.uzi mzuri kwako sirudi tena bora nikale madoo
     
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    Hahaha lol! true joke.
     
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