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Reason why i never visit rich people!!!

Discussion in 'Habari na Hoja mchanganyiko' started by ZLATAN, Oct 19, 2010.

  1. ZLATAN

    ZLATAN Senior Member

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    [FONT=&quot]Him[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: "What would you like to have ...Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo , or Coffee?"[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]Me[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: "tea please"[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]Him[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]Me[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: " Ceylon tea"[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]Him[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: "How would you like it ? Black or white?"[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]Me[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: "white"[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]Him[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]Me[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: "With milk "[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]Him[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]Me[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: "With cow milk please.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]Him[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]Me[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: " Um, I'll take it black. "[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]Him[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]Me[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: "With sugar"[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]Him[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]Me[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: "Cane sugar "[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]Him[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: " White , brown or yellow sugar ?"[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]Me[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: "Forget about tea, just give me a glass of water instead.!"[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]Him[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: "Mineral water or still water ? "[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]Me[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: "Mineral water"[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]Him[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: "Flavored[/FONT][FONT=&quot] or non-flavored ?"[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]Me[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: "Shit! I'll rather die of thirst".:A S angry::A S angry:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]I Love Humanity But I Hate People who make simple things look too complex. I just wanted it in a mug.That was it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/FONT]
    CHAGUA CCM , CHAGUA KIKWETE
     
  2. The Son of Man

    The Son of Man JF-Expert Member

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    Hii ya zamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaani ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kuletwa hapa jamvini!
     
  3. Speaker

    Speaker JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha,dah umenipa kicheko ila nilipoona signature tu ya chagua nanii duh,furaha ikaisha
     
  4. Deodat

    Deodat JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha! yaani na mie yamenikuta hayohayo!
     
  5. ZLATAN

    ZLATAN Senior Member

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    gendaeka,
    sio lazima ujibu kila kitu mdogowangu, ukijuacho wewe mwingine hakijui, au kuna kukumbushana za nyuma just 4 fun, thats y hata miziki kuna zilipendwa.

    Au muimba taarab mwenzetu?, ulizaliwa enzi ya visasi vya nasma khamis na khadija kopa?.

    Twajua upo dogo.
     
  6. ZLATAN

    ZLATAN Senior Member

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    Speaker n Deodat,

    msikonde mwisho trh 31.
     
  7. The Son of Man

    The Son of Man JF-Expert Member

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    Hili ninavyofahamu ni tusi ila kwa kukukomoa sikurepoti wala nini nakupiga thanx tu. Naogopa kukupigia crap ntafungiwa!
     
  8. Gama

    Gama JF-Expert Member

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    its good, but hapa siyo mahali pake: peleka kwenye jokes
     
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