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Reason Why I Never Visit Rich People !

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ng'wanza Madaso, Mar 10, 2010.

  1. Ng'wanza Madaso

    Ng'wanza Madaso JF-Expert Member

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    Question:
    what would you like to have? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
    Chocolate, Milo or Coffee?
    Answer: Tea please.

    Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice-tea or
    green tea?
    Answer: Ceylon tea.

    Question: How would u like it? Black or white?
    Answer: White.

    Question: Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?
    Answer: With milk

    Question: Goat milk, camel milk, or cow milk?
    Answer: With cow milk please.

    Question: milk from freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?
    Answer: Um? I'll take it black.

    Question: Would u like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
    Answer: With sugar.

    Question: Beet sugar or cane sugar>
    Answer: Cane sugar

    Question: White? brown or yellow sugar?
    Answer: Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.

    Question: Mineral water or still water?
    Answer: Mineral water

    Question: Flavoured or non-flavoured?
    Answer: Never mind, I'll rather die of thirst?
     
  2. Pretty

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    .....Hahahahhah hii imetulia,kweli hawezi kutembelea tajiri tena huyu.
     
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    duh huyo tajiri nae kazidi mbwembwe!! atakuwa anavitabia vya kule kashozi na kayanga!!:D
     
  4. Ng'wanza Madaso

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    Duh mkuu hapo umenikumbusha mbali.
     
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    ..Madaso ndo om nini huko??:cool:
     
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    Ngala Senior Member

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    Mkulu hukumwelewa hakutaki kabsaa hapo hayo maswali yake matatu yangetosha kunitoa nduki kudadadadeki. Na akae na miswali yake ahhh!! NOOO
     
  7. Ng'wanza Madaso

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    Hapana mkuu nilishapita mitaa ya huko,Mimi ni muuza Ng'ombe I mean Sukumaland.
     
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    Tobaaa!!
     
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    Mtoto wa Kishua JF-Expert Member

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    LMaO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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