Dismiss Notice
You are browsing this site as a guest. It takes 2 minutes to CREATE AN ACCOUNT and less than 1 minute to LOGIN

Read instructions before use.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kakuruvi, Apr 6, 2011.

  1. kakuruvi

    kakuruvi JF-Expert Member

    #1
    Apr 6, 2011
    Joined: Sep 2, 2009
    Messages: 642
    Likes Received: 8
    Trophy Points: 35
    A guy in hurry uses ladies toilet in a posh hotel...
    He sits down & notices
    4 buttons- WW, WA, PP & APR.
    Curious,he presses WW & his ass is gently sprayed with warm water.
    Then WA & a blast of warm air dries him.
    PP & a powder puff leaves him smelling fresh.
    Feeling pampered,
    he presses APR. Later,he wakes up in hospital...
    A nurse smiled & said,
    "APR meant Automatic Pad Remover.
    Ur cock & balls r in this jar in case u want to take them for remembrance!!
     
  2. P

    Pokola JF-Expert Member

    #2
    Apr 6, 2011
    Joined: Jul 16, 2010
    Messages: 714
    Likes Received: 8
    Trophy Points: 35
    :love:
     
  3. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

    #3
    Apr 6, 2011
    Joined: Feb 27, 2011
    Messages: 6,774
    Likes Received: 19
    Trophy Points: 135
    mmmm:tape::tape::tape:
     
  4. Globu

    Globu JF-Expert Member

    #4
    Apr 7, 2011
    Joined: Jan 12, 2011
    Messages: 7,957
    Likes Received: 126
    Trophy Points: 160
    Safi sana.
     
  5. JM Aristotle

    JM Aristotle Senior Member

    #5
    Apr 7, 2011
    Joined: Mar 9, 2010
    Messages: 164
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 0
    OMG!
    I couldn't even imagine being in his shoes...
     
  6. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

    #6
    Apr 8, 2011
    Joined: Mar 11, 2011
    Messages: 539
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 0
    so funny aisee
     
  7. nzalla

    nzalla Member

    #7
    Apr 8, 2011
    Joined: Mar 15, 2011
    Messages: 31
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 0
    hatari
     
  8. T

    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

    #8
    Apr 8, 2011
    Joined: Apr 21, 2010
    Messages: 1,220
    Likes Received: 3
    Trophy Points: 135
    mh! afadhali i though after he pressed APR something smooth and erected got into his ass.
     
  9. The Inquisitive

    The Inquisitive Senior Member

    #9
    Apr 8, 2011
    Joined: Oct 27, 2010
    Messages: 178
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 33
    UONGO. Ataremove vipi pad BAADA ya kunawa??? :nono:
     
  10. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

    #10
    Apr 8, 2011
    Joined: Mar 12, 2009
    Messages: 10,227
    Likes Received: 67
    Trophy Points: 145
    soma vizuri dogo
     
  11. kakuruvi

    kakuruvi JF-Expert Member

    #11
    Apr 8, 2011
    Joined: Sep 2, 2009
    Messages: 642
    Likes Received: 8
    Trophy Points: 35
    Jamani mbavu zangu Tasia tehe tehe teheeeeeee
     
  12. kakuruvi

    kakuruvi JF-Expert Member

    #12
    Apr 8, 2011
    Joined: Sep 2, 2009
    Messages: 642
    Likes Received: 8
    Trophy Points: 35
    Raia Fulani umemjibu vizuri sana The Inquisitive na unafaa kuwa Teacher, tatizo hajasoma vizuri kwa hiyo hajaelewa vizuri pia
     
Loading...