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Re: Punyeto kwa ofisi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Wambuzi, May 22, 2012.

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    Wambuzi JF-Expert Member

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    Mwajiriwa: Boss umeniita?
    Boss: Yeah,nimekuita nenda
    kapige punyeto
    mwajirira: (baada ya mda
    mfupi): sawa boss,tayari
    nimepiga. Boss:Nenda kapige tena.
    Mwajiriwa: tayari
    nimeshapiga tena
    Boss: Nenda kapige tena
    mara ya mwisho.
    Mwajiriwa: Boss nimeishiwa hadi
    nguvu,sina uwezo tena
    wa kupiga punyeto. Boss: Vizuri sana,haya
    chukua funguo za gari
    mpeleke binti yangu
    nyumbani
     
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    snochet JF-Expert Member

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    hehehe,mdingi super-protective
     
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    ulanzi mtamu Senior Member

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    nimeipenda xana hyo...
     
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    Masilingi P New Member

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    Hiyo balaa,no kumtamani binti boss tena,ila kuna wengine nguvu inarudi baada ya kupata mzigo.
     
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    Mama Coo Member

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    Haaaaaaa haaaaaa hiyo safi
     
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    peoples power JF-Expert Member

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    hiyo siyo dawa hata kidogo mkuu hapo hesabu kuwa mtoto wako kaliwa
     
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    mjasiria JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi nyeto linaweza kumaliza hamu ya kitu halisi.
     
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    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    Umetisha mkuu.
     
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    Remmy JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaaaa... Huyu kweli mwajiriwa mtiifu.
     
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    Mbafu sangu jamaaaan!
     
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    handboy Senior Member

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    Nilikuwa na stress zimekwisha!
     
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    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    mzigo unalika kama kawa!nyeto ni nyeto na ile ni ile!
     
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    KML JF-Expert Member

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    kwani boss alikua na uhakika gani kama jamaa kweli alipiga nyeto..ila usije ukajaribu maana watu kama wana super shaft mwilin mwao
     
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    Mashroud Member

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    Punyeto?
     
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    Pasco_jr_ngumi JF-Expert Member

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    Hatariiiiiii
     
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    Az 89 JF-Expert Member

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    unajifanya hujui punyeto nin? Au ndo kufikiri kwa kutumia tumbo!
     
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    leloch JF-Expert Member

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    hyo ishawah kuwekwa kwa kingereza..
     
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    Jo the Great Member

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    Technic nzuri sana hiyo,huyo bosi ni genius
     
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    mjomba wa kale JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo sio dawa tena akipewa dozi huyo mtoto wa bosi atachonga mzinga kwakuwa mpaka jamaa ashushe mzigo nje ndani a.k.a kwangu kwako kama 1,000,000 na ziada hv na utamu wa kutosha.
     
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    bishankara Senior Member

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    Haaaaaaa.....
     
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