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Re: Profesa na Mwanafunzi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Manager, Sep 29, 2012.

  1. Manager

    Manager JF-Expert Member

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    An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .

    Professor: You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
    Student: Yes, sir.
    Professor: So, you believe in GOD?
    Student: Absolutely, sir.
    Professor: Is GOD good?
    Student: Sure.
    Professor: My Brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to Heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then?
    (Student was silent):A S-confused1:
    Professor: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, Young Fella.
    (Student had no answer)
    Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you.. Tell me, son: . . .
    Prof: Have you ever Seen GOD?
    Student: No, sir.
    Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
    Student: No, sir.
    Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
    Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
    Professor: Yet you still believe in HIM?
    Student: Yes. Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol,
    Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son? Student: Nothing.. I only have my Faith. Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.

    Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
    Professor: Yes.
    : And is there such a thing as Cold?
    Professor: Yes.
    Student: No, sir. There isn't. It is the absence of heat Student: Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
    Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how? :A S-confused1:
    Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?
    Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
    Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
    (The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was
    Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir?
    Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
    (The class was in uproar)
    Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain? (The Class broke out into Laughter) :lol:
    Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable Protocol, science says that you have No Brain, sir.
    With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your Lectures, sir?
    (The Room was Silent.. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)
    Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
    Student: That is it sir . . . exactly!:clap2:
    Prof: Nione ofisini baada ya kipindi:msela::boxing:
    Student: Yes sir (Huku jasho kwenye kwapa linatoka)
    (Mwanafunzi alikuwa ni Albert Einstein)
  2. Manager

    Manager JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna mtu humu JF ametabiri baada ya miaka 100, watu wataacha kuamini uzushi kwamba kuna Mungu! Mwambieni apitie huku kwenye 'Jokes'
  3. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    duh..kuna matoto yanaakili, i wish i could defend my faith with such logics, watu wangecheeeeeeeeka bt at the end wangekubali
  4. Manager

    Manager JF-Expert Member

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    Logic kwa logic, profesa hoi!!!