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Re: Mara 100

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Wambuzi, Jan 16, 2012.

  1. W

    Wambuzi JF-Expert Member

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    1. Mara mia upigwe vibao polisi kuliko kupigwa virungu.

    2. Mara mia utumie Nokia ya tochi kuliko simu ya kichina.

    3. Mara mia tuongozwe na Slaa kuliko huyu.

    4. Mara mia ujikojolee kuliko kujinyea.

    5. Mara mia ujitupe ghorofan ukifumaniwa na mke wa mtu kuliko kuingiliwa kinyume na maumbile na mijibaba ya miraba minne (mnakumbuka skendo ya chamilion arusha)

    6. Mara mia uoe mke mbumbu kuliko aliyesoma

    7. Mara mia kujenga house au kufanya biashara kuliko kununua gari kwa mkopo wa kwanza benki.

    8. Mara mia kunywa bia asubuhi kuliko chai ya rangi.

    9. Mara mia kutizama comedi ya ch 10 kuliko Orijino comedi ya TBC.

    Wanajamii naomba tuendelee hapo
     
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    MUMY A JF-Expert Member

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    10.Mara mia kukaa kimya kulilko kucopy na kupaste,halafu kujifanya umetoa mpya..
    11.mara mia kudisco chuo kuliko kupata cheti kwa kumhonga prof chini..
     
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    Wambuzi JF-Expert Member

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    Umeona eenh??
     
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    Kubingwa JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo namba 7 mkuu,ni bora ujenge nyumba kwa mkopo wa benki kuliko kununua gari na kwenda kulipaki kwa mwanaume mwenzio huko uliko panga
     
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    Wambuzi JF-Expert Member

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    Safiiiiiii...
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu umefikiria nini?
     
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    undugukazi JF-Expert Member

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    Mara mia kupiga kavu ukapata ngoma kuliko kutumia zana ikapasuka na ngoma ukaipata pia....kwikwikwi
     
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    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    thubutu kukutwa umetaja "MIA" utalipiwa kifurushi chako. mia
     
  9. Annael

    Annael JF-Expert Member

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    Mara mia kuwa mpagani kuliko kujifanya umeokoka kumbe unavizia watoto chachi
    Mara mia mkumuacha demu mwenye tabia mbaya kuliko kuvumilia ukisema atachenji.
    Mara mia kuoa malaya kuliko bikra
     
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    aikaruwa1983 JF-Expert Member

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    mara buku kumchungulia mkeo kuliko kuchunguliwa ukikata gogo........
     
  11. NYENJENKURU

    NYENJENKURU JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo kwenye red..Tena iwe castle lite ya baridi na k.moto

    10.Mara mia kutumia kibatari kuliko umeme wa TANESCO
     
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    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

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    Mara mia kuishi kwa mtogole kuliko Jangwani.
     
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    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    mara ten times ten kujijamb*a pakanuka kuliko kujinye* ukachafuka...
     
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    Ndokeji JF-Expert Member

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    Mara mia kuvuta bangi kuliko kunywa soda
     
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    Wambuzi JF-Expert Member

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    fimekuja tu kichwani boss wangu..
     
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    Wambuzi JF-Expert Member

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    Bangi ni full kweli.. Ha ha ha ha ha ha
     
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    Wambuzi JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli bhandugu..
     
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    Wambuzi JF-Expert Member

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    I doubt
     
  19. Hatujuwani

    Hatujuwani Member

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    Mara 100 kushina na njaa mchana kuliko usiku kukosa kwenda baa jioni.
     
  20. Hatujuwani

    Hatujuwani Member

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    Mara 100% uwe na mahusiano ya kimapenzi na bamedi kuliko mwanafunzi wa chuo anayekaa hostel.
     
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