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RE: Enjoy the latest version of methali made in Kenya...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Nyaralego, Sep 15, 2011.

  1. Nyaralego

    Nyaralego JF-Expert Member

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    Enjoy the latest version of methali made in Kenya...

    1. Aliye na macho hanywi Yokozuna
    2. Mgema akisifiwa, watu wanakufa Nyahururu.
    3. Umoja ni estate, utengano ni set book
    4. Wapishi wengi, chakula hupikwa haraka.
    5. Mtegemea Noodles, haachi kulala njaa
    6. Cha mlevi huliwa na Mututho ama makarao
    7. Mtoto akililia wembe anataka kukata sehemu nyeti auze
    8. Uzuri wa mke si sura, ni kujua fulu fulu condition
    9. Mpiga ngumi ukuta, ni Sonko
    10. Mbio ya 800 huishia kwa Rudisha.
    11. Usipoziba ufa, majirani watakuchungulia
    12. Mwenda pole ni bi arusi.
    13. Aliye juu bila shaka anatengeza roof ama aerial ya TV
    14. Ukistaajabu ya Musa haujasikia ya Onyancha
    15. Mwenye nyege haambiwi tazama
    16. Kidole kimoja ni jina ya kanisa ya Hellon (finger of God)
    17. Fahari wawili wakipigana, call rates zinashuka (safcom na Zain)
    18. Aliyembali haonekani
    19. Ahsante ya punda usiifananishe na ya ng'ombe
    20. Asiyefunzwa na mamaye hufunzwa na MAMAWE
    21. Usimwone paka amenyeshewa ukafikiri hawezi kumla mtoto.
    22. Asiye na bwana aelekee KICC
    23. Mjinga akierevuka,walimu waende nyumbani
    24. Kikulacho kina appetite
    25. Dawa ya kuku ni Kenchic
    26. Haba na haba weka kwa M-KESHO
    27. Mwenda Tagged na Twitter marejeo ni Facebook.
     
  2. Humphnicky

    Humphnicky JF-Expert Member

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    haina mivuto
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    nimeipenda 12.
     
  4. NYENJENKURU

    NYENJENKURU JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo ya red Mmm Imekaa vibaya
     
  5. t

    tonton Member

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    Zinachekesha ...zinabamba sana kwa walioishi/wanaoishi Kenya.
     
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