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Re: Application for Employment

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Manager, Sep 28, 2012.

  1. Manager

    Manager JF-Expert Member

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    Date: Today
    To: General Manager (Lumumba Street)
    From: Me
    Subject: APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
    I refer to the recent death of the technical manager at your company and hereby apply for the replacement deceased manager.

    Each time I apply for a job, I get a reply that there is no vacancy. But in this case I have caught you red-handed. And you have no excuse because I even attended the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead and buried before making my application.

    Yours Sincerely

    NB: Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his death certificate

    My Take: Kama wewe ni Manager, utamjibu vipi, maana jamaa katoa ushahidi wote????
     
  2. Manager

    Manager JF-Expert Member

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    Mambo ya mtaa wa Lumumba hayo, kamuulize Mkono!!!
     
  3. toghocho

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    duh, nimeshindwa kuona picha but i hope ni funny
     
  4. Manager

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    Nimerekebisha mpendwa, hope you will make your application too!
     
  5. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Repeated,ipo tayari humu.
     
  6. Manager

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  7. Myakubanga

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    Well done!
     
  8. M

    MTENDAHAKI JF-Expert Member

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    We have 5 similar letters of application and all of them are more qualified than you!We are really sorry for you!
     
  9. dabo kliki

    dabo kliki Member

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    Tuweke hii original kabisa ImageUploadedByJamiiForums1349115779.266311.jpg
     
  10. Manager

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    Wengine walishindwa kuiona kwenye simu ya Mchina mkuu!!! Asante kwa kujali
     
  11. Manager

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    Naenda mbele kutafuta kazi kwingine, hapa haikuwa riziki yangu. Asante kwa disappointment!
     
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